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Re: Re: just to easy.......

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Originally posted by lifesaver

Billy Boy, glad to see you back. Missed ya bro. Was starting to think it was solely up to me and the fine Aggie gals to defend all things southern on this board.

*lifesaver raising a glass in toast to KABM.

*CLINK*;)
I'm assuming it's a frothy Shiner in that glass....

Life, have you heard anything about the brewers discontinuing Shiner Blonde sometime soon? I'm hoping it's just a dirty, viscious rumour:(

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Originally posted by MoonStar17
I think my fav post comes from this very thread...made me laugh...

UF_Pike: Id say I pissed you off

PM_Mama: Id say your an asshole

cracks me up... :D
LOL

Heh...made me smile :cool: :D :) ;) :p a lil too....

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Originally posted by etienneSAI
in answer to the barbie marraige question, yes ken and barbie did allegedly get married. there was a wedding barbie AND a wedding ken. he was in a white tux with this awful shimmery white collar and cummerbund. he matched barbie's dress, whipped litle bitch that he was. anyway, my personal opinion is that somewhere out there is an alimony barbie. she left ken and got the porsche, the dream house and custody of thier baby *there WAS a pregnant barbie but they banned it because they said it was too anatomically incorrect...more on that later*. barbie, in her alimony settlement, was also granted a corporate position in ken's law firm, leaving him to be some broke-ass street walker *either that or a chippendale, my mind hasn't gotten that far yet* and barbie ran off with the pool boy, who was probably ken's frat brother....

etienne
sigma alpha iota

Yes, they did get married. I had the Ken with a light grey velvety type tux. He Had a pink cumberbun, and pink bow tie. Thinking back, I'm wondering if their marriage was a cover-up and Ken was really gay?

Re: Re: Re: just to easy.......

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Originally posted by AggieDZ

*CLINK*;)
I'm assuming it's a frothy Shiner in that glass....

Life, have you heard anything about the brewers discontinuing Shiner Blonde sometime soon? I'm hoping it's just a dirty, viscious rumour:(

You can bet your sweet texan ass that its a shiner in that glass. Actually, glasses and mugs are for sissies. Were doing this Texas ice house style, bottles, and bottles only....sititng on the deck/patio listning to some local wannabe Cory Morrow'esq band, getting plowed.

While I believe that the Blond is for the pussies, I have not heard anything of an official nature regarding the potential discontinuance.

another great post in gc history is the time lifesaver told a story using two names from gc to not use his name in the story.

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Originally posted by Thrillhouse
another great post in gc history is the time lifesaver told a story using two names from gc to not use his name in the story.

I am sure I have no idea WHAT you are speaking of. :o I, am an angel and would never do anything to where I had to assume an alias. :D

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Originally posted by lifesaver

I am sure I have no idea WHAT you are speaking of. :o I, am an angel and would never do anything to where I had to assume an alias. :D

Bovine Scatology.

Everyone knows how much I love UF_Pike, but this is by far the funniest comment I've ever heard!

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And for who ever was bitching about me starting my own thread, I can start whatever thread I want, you fat vagina.

Obviously that's from his thread that he started about bein a stud. It's perfectly ok to start your own thread, but keep in mind that people will comment on it ;) . UF... keep posting new threads cuz it's making my boring day at work a lil more amusing!

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Originally posted by dardenr
Grits are great! With sugar, they taste just like Cream of Wheat.

They are also good with just butter, or with cheese.

Grits with sugar? That is soooooo Arkansas.

No offense to those of you from Arkansas.

I'll agree with you on the butter and cheese though.

My goodness, this is by far the funniest thread I've read on GC in about a year. :D

Hmmm...coulda read the thread before I posted cause PM Mama already quoted what I did, lol.

Anyhoo, this thread was funny.

:D

Re: just to easy.......

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Originally posted by KABillyMac

you piece of aardvark shit.

LOVED this!! Truly original....still laughing about it!

Re: Re: just to easy.......

Man, I am having a crappy crappy day and this made me stop crying and start laughing! I love GC!

You can't discuss the funniest moments in GC history without hitting the FUPA at least once...the "fat kitty" had me falling out of my damn chair. :)

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Originally posted by alphaiota
so i'm assuming it's the furry (normally or naturall) area and not the lower abdominal area.
wow, are you kidding me? i've never heard of a guy finding that bad. the guys i've been with like a "fat kitty". as if it's something the girl can control. i think i've never run into this problem cuz i just don't care to associate with guys who would find this to be a problem. seems pretty shallow to have that be a turn off. would you rather see her pubic bones? now that seems nasty to me.

shelley j
sigma k

are there any other interesting threads i have missed out on that need to be bumped? i mean.....the aardvark comment was MONEY! :D

to catch up, i will also make my grits comment....if you have never had them, you are MISSING OUT!! grits are true southern cuisine, and i love 'em....ooooh, esp waffle house grits with cheeeeeese.....yummeeee! mooshed in with eggs and it's ovah, kids....what a way to start the day!

and my personal fave from the do's and don'ts....

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Originally posted by agger_rob
If you're going to spit it back out, give me some kind of warning. I had to wear a different shirt home tonight.

priceless... :D

Wow, funny to see this thread dragged up again. I'm not a huge fan of grits, I only had them once when I went down to Florida for Spring Break. I wonder if PM MAMA is planning on buying any more people from greekchat????

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Originally posted by SH80
Spin the bottle and Hoe Train.

SH80

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Originally posted by PiKA2001
Wow, funny to see this thread dragged up again. I'm not a huge fan of grits, I only had them once when I went down to Florida for Spring Break. I wonder if PM MAMA is planning on buying any more people from greekchat????

Lol... I cannot believe I said that I was gonna buy someone. What the hell was I thinking?

And the only person I'd buy is you .... ok :eek: just kidding. Wait... didn't I pay for you when we went out?

In the Ghetto Fab thread.....

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ORIGINALLY POSTED BY ILOVEMYGLO

Meanwhile- I grew up in a pretty ghetto area of Louisville.. we even had roaches

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ORIGINALLY POSTED BY LIBRASOUL22

OMG, roaches??? ilovemyglo, how did you ever make it out alive???

Re: In the Ghetto Fab thread.....

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Originally posted by Dionysus

dude, you suck on the internet. this would have been hysterical, had anyone else but you posted it.

i noticed something new about the Pabst-mobile....looking spiffy.
no grits though....yuck!
:cool:

Re: Re: In the Ghetto Fab thread.....

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Originally posted by KSig RC
dude, you suck on the internet. this would have been hysterical, had anyone else but you posted it.

Uhhh yeah....fuck you asshole.

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Originally posted by UF_Pike
Kentucky people.....*Sigh*

You know its kinda funny that you are a KA. You see one night my brothers and I got drunk and cut off all the water to my toliet. we then took paper towels and dried it out. We then got a permanet marker and wrote the letters K-A on the bottom. Thus when we piss and shit, its always on top of your letters.

Also, you just now know about the beer pong game? Dude, I knew about that shit when i was in high school, which was over 4 years ago. You back woods, country ass, white honkies dont get out that much do you? Some how it doesnt surprise me that you just now found out about it. Anyone guy whos in a fraternity that has the Confederate flag in their pictures and a Civil War replica cannon outside their frat house, their always the last find shit out. Maybe I ought to give you a blood hound and slap some overalls on you, maybe then we can call you Jed Clampet.

As for using the el humungo douche bag comment, STOP playing off my comments, I called someone a douche bag on here and now your calling me one. It wasnt an idea in your head, it was me speaking in a previous post, which i may have already deleted.

As for the small penis remark. Often times i have noted that the ones who make fun of the guys with "ego problems", are normally the ones who are very jealous and usally have the little peepee. What is it with you guys on GC and your penis obsessions? Are you that anxious to see my cock?

You remind me, almost to the bad grammar ( like mine), of Ka's here. I bet you go around with a Cowboy hat on all the time and a HUGE dip of Copenhagen in your lip, am I right? I may be worng about the hat, but i'm sure you dip. And also, stop stealing ATO's drink---Bourbon---thats an ATO drink---Steve Spurrier was an ATO, dont make our football legend look bad with your stupid stories while you drink your bourbon. Although I'll have to admit, I was laughing my ass off when i read how you chopped up your TV while drunk. It reminded me of one night last fall after a football game, a Horse shitted on my foot. This was a police horse and I didnt see the cop on him. the horse ran into me and then shitted on my foot. I responded with a "High ho Silver" remark and then slapped the horse's ass. I think I spooked him cause he took off running. The other horse must have not liked me either cause he almost pissed on me, I started yelling at him and the other cop jumped off his horse, he couldnt believe why i was so mad.I told him I dont like mules anyhow, I think that pissed him off even more. I was about to be taken to jail but some of my friends that play football brought out their football cards and I took the one i looked like most and flaunted it to the cop. He then told me to go home and he would be speaking to our coach. Luckily for me I dont really play football and the guy whos Id it was, never got in trouble. Just another one of the drunken expierences.

Wow.