After the loss of a Soror Christine Moore to horrible circumstances.

I would like to make this to the Scumb of the earth that took her life....

The Police will get your AS*!

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I love Eric Jerome Dickey!! He's the man! I must admit, I didn't like Between Lovers. He was acting too weak in that book.

I haven't read Thieves' Paradise. That will be the next book that I purchase and I hope it's better!

FRIENDS AND LOVERS and CHEATERS are the best!

e. lynn harris is the man! I love him soooo! I'm scared to see his movies though because his books were really explicit and I think I won't be ready for all of that... we shall see.

To . . .
 

. . .the man that had me on the phone for 20 minutes talking about his damn collectible coins. Get a life, this is not the damn mint!

. . .to the rest of the crazy people that call, leave me the hell alone!:mad:

. . .the the people that think just because I'm black and going into the Federal building that I'm going to collect money from Soc. Security, I work in the building, so there!!!!!

. . .to the people that hate on me, keep hatin', it only makes me stronger!!!

. . .to people who get in the fast lane and go slow, move outta my way!!!!

. . .to the guy on the new Road Rules: get rid of your sideburns. It's not cute!

. . .to the men that try to holler at me: My face is up here, DO NOT talk to my chest!

and on a good note. . .

. . .to my grandma: R.I.P. I am who I am because of you. I love you!!

-my Ex-boyfriend

I'm serious... it's over. Please do not go up to
any more of my friends(family) asking "What I've been up to"?
I left you alone for a reason.:rolleyes:

- to those Co-workers

who sit in the faculty lounge and keep "drama"
going. GROW UP!!! You're too old to still be acting that way.
This is not High School.:mad:

- to the people waiting for the bus, but are talking on a cell
phone.:confused: Where are your priorities?

- to Beyonce

That musical you performed in on MTV with Mekhi Phifer
was horrible.:eek: You have entirely too much money to not
get a better acting coach. You didn't "Survive" that.

- to all the men who wear "bald" heads. Please be cognizant of
the shape of your head.

*If you have a point at the top of your head. Some hair needs
to be there.

*If you have "rolls" on the back of your head. You can't
wear a bald head.

- to the girl who came up to me over something "silly" like a
man, for one, that I didn't even know. TRUST... if they would'nt
have grabbed me that day, I would've bashed your head to
the "white meat". You and your friend would've
gotten "dusted" .:rolleyes:

An Open Letter To.....
 

Tyson Beckford....

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PLEASE DON'T BE GAY.... :(

PLEASE DON'T BE GAY.... :(

PLEASE DON'T BE GAY.... :(

CLEARLY from the 305, lol!!

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Love the pix.
I hope he's not gay, but I'm sure glad that someone like Mayce Edward Christopher Webber isn't gay.

To the little high school boys......Even though I may look like I'm in high school. I'm not. Stop trying to hit on me, stop referring to me with that goshawful shawty/lilmomma/boo.The little girls in your classes are available.Talk to them.

To the guy in California....Stop IM'ing me asking me do I miss you when I haven't met your silly a$$ in the first place!Remember the fact that I am NOT single.Give it up!

To this year's incoming Freshmen women: Don't behave like the class before you; go to class, and when you go...wear clothes, our University is not the Player's Club.

To Suge Knight: No More Drama!

To the people of New York: Thank you for showing us Navy people a fabulous time during Fleet Week. We were treated like royalty, got into all kinds of events (even a Broadway show!) free of charge, and never paid for any drinks. I will definately be back.

To the people that make Oh's cereal: That is some damn good cereal, but you need to make a bigger box, in my house we go through Oh's in about a day. Bigger Box Please!

To my bathroom scale: Weight ain't nothing but a number...I look good!

my turn
 

To My Coworkers: Leave your issues at home.

To My Boss and My Director: Hurry up and give me my promotion because I need the money!

To My ex-neighbor: I been holding my husband back from whippin' yo' a@# but I don't know how long I can continue because you deserve a few of them!

To My Husband: I am not SuperWoman.

To My dirty clothes: Can you wash, dry, fold and put away yourselves?

To these crazy Baltimore drivers: Stay in the right lane if you are moving slower than the rest of traffic; use turn signals and sideview mirrors, there is a reason they are on your car; pick a lane and stay there.

To the Baltimore restaurant, carryout and deli owners: a sub is NOT a hoagie; if its not made like we do in Philly, it is NOT a Philly-'style' cheesesteak.

To everyone: Good night; it is 1AM!

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PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND!

PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND!

PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh1.gif

I have that calendar this picture was taken for...

I also have the 2002 calendar in my bathroom...

I know I see a Fine Man every morning to start my day off! :)

To the stupid customer that bank at the bank I work at: It is basic addition and subtraction learn how to do it. Also if you want to talk to someone specific PLEASE KNOW THERE NAME!!!!! I can just guess who you spoke with.

Lawd, my first COUNTRY AZZZZZZ INCIDENT

Last night I went to Harris Teeter on my way home from my pedicure and manicure. . .

TO THE GHETTO AZZZ MAMA @ Harris Teeter: How DARE you bring your child out the house in her t-shirt and panties set!?!??!?! Is she an Adina Howard in the making? Plus her hair was all over her dang head. She was running all through Harris Teeter. She was no more than 2 and you are already exposing her unmentionables to the world. But oh sista girl you were working that weave :rolleyes: and your outfit was on point. You get a hearty BOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOSER from me.

I wish a mofo would let me come out of the house looking like that. :mad: :mad:

Sometimes you can take the girl out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the girl. :rolleyes:

Which Harris Teeter did you go to? I certainly hope it wasn't near South Park.
;)

No it was the one on Independence in the Independence Shopping Center. I only went there to get some caiche :p to get me some food since I don't have an NC bank yet.

I have really enjoyed reading this forum. Now for my open letter:

To my mother: thanks for having my back and telling me that I will always have a home to return to if things do not work out.

To my Sorors (there are too many to list): thanks for the support

To that no good so and so ex man of mine: you are not the only one that loves me. I love myself. Look at you; you are by yourself and miserable. You have yourself to blame not me. I am not a video image, I am a real image on what I AM SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE AND NOT WHAT YOU WANT ME TOO LOOK LIKE

To my Sisterfriends: you are near and dear to me.

Apartment Complex Babysitter: Thank you for my Sunday Morning laugh. Your sign that says "Need a Baby Sitter" in English and "Necesitas Una Baby Sitter" in Spanish was HILARIOUS. You need to learn the Spanish words for Baby Sitter, pumpkin. LMAO.

since i haven't been on greekchat in awhile i got alot to say.

TO MY CUSTOMERS: stop asking me stupid questions, learn how to add and subtract, NO i don't want to go out with you, ANY DEPOSITS MADE AFTER 2PM IS THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY. control your bad azz kids, stop calling and asking me is this the bank, stop complaining about the line is moving slow and you get to the front and take forever, ALL MONEY SPENDS THE SAME IT DOESN'T MATTER IF ITS A FIFTEY OR A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL

TO TECHNICAL SUPPORT: rebooting the computer doesn't solve every problem, LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT COMPUTERS

TO MY STAFF: yall got one more time to ask me a stupid question or ask me for a day off before i strangle all of yall

TO MY BOSSES : i cant wait to give yall my 2 week notice cuz yall working my last nerves

TO CUPID: WHERE IS MY DO RIGHT MAN AT??????????

TO MY FAMILY: some of yall i love wit all my heart, the others (and yall know who you are) I WORK AT A BANK I AM NOT A BANK

TO MY LOVELY SORORS: thank you for welcoming me into the sisterhood (yes i'm a NEO)

TO MY LINESISTERS: we been through alot to get where we are and i am looking forward to our lifetime of continued memories. LOVE YALL

TO MY FELLOW GC'S : yall keep me laughing and learning all the time

TO ATLANTA, GEORGIA: GET READY GET READY GET READY!!!!!!!! http://www.plaudersmilies.de/elefant.gifhttp://www.plaudersmilies.de/elefant.gif The city of ATL will NEVER be the same after July 24, 2002.

To my SORORS: OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOP

An open letter to:

Discover Card : Do NOT send me anymore letters talking about "Are you okay? We did not recieve your last payment..." Yes, I am perfectly fine, just broke! Leave me alone, when I get my money, you will get yours! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/devil/fork_off.gif

My apartment complex : Whoooo...you guys really think you are slick by not telling me that my check bounced til like 3 weeks later so you can charge me mad late fees! My last day here I got a good mind to come and deliver a dropkick to each of you, personally! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/fal.gif

INSOMNIA : Argh!! Go away! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/errrr.gif

The spider on the wall Ha! You really think jumping onto my bed was gonna save you? You were no match for me and my arsenal of Raid for Spiders! But I will admit, crawling into my pillowcase was a clever manuver! Alas, you still met your fate, so there! Ha! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/spider.gif

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That HEFFA is HERE!!!:mad: :mad:

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see, i know it's a "free" country and all, but it seems a little more than coincidental that she's in the same city, at the same time, where we're having our nat'l convention.

LMAO!!!!

To the officer that stopped me this morning,
YOu know dag on well I was not going 61 in a 45, hell i thought the speed limit was 35!!!!!! and you know good n well you were not in the median, (with your lying ass) because if that were the case, as congested as it was, you would've clocked the two cars in front of me, at 61 that were packed bumper to bumper. And when you pulled me over, how about i was not giving you an attitude, but stating my case in disbelief, that you really need your end of the month quota that bad.

To the antpile that was OUTSIDE MY CAR DOOR. Thank you for being there, Cause i know you guys was tearing his leg up, while he was trying to be funny in giving me a ticket.

God: Thank you for looking out for a sista, cause I know it was nobody BUT YOU, THAT put the ant pile there, and made the officer just give me a warning and NOT a ticket, because he know those ants were tearing his leg up, PLUS I KNOW YOU KNOW I really wasn't going 61 anyway. {THAT is what happens when you ask to be humble during the day}

To my mom and daughter, thanks for the LOUD cheering section on sunday, I was not embarrassed I was blushing on the winners stand....

To the delta's here in atlanta, YA'LL ARE DOING IT AND DOING IT AND DOING IT WELL ("LL. COOL J")

To me: Um, get over him. It will never work, it's not supposed to work, and you were raised better. Just finish your work so you can GTHUOT! :mad:

To my advisor: Look, I'm working on the damn papers, okay? You'll get them when I finish them. Hopefully before the end of August. HOPEFULLY. :rolleyes:

To LadyGreek: I am SO DEEPLY apologetic! I spent almost NO time in the Convention Center, so I missed you and your hubby. :( But didn't you have fun? :) I got my mom to save me a Coke bottle, as long as Dad doesn't mistakenly drink it! :D

To the man who made a U-turn in the middle of the road today. You risked two lives. You may not value your life, but I value mine very much. I have plans!!!!

Also to the waitress at Chi Chi's. I have never seen someone so high in my life. Please do you drugs off the job next time.

This may sound cruel.

To the overweight man at my job. It doesn't take much to roll your wheels with you hands, please stop scooting around using your feet. Also please spare me the stories of your cocaine use.

To those customers at my job who calls in and they think their satellite has been cut off, when you know dorn skippy that you haven't paid your bill in 58 days. And, To those dorn installers who think I have super hands, I cannot type in information that you give to me in one breath. I hate talking to you as much as you hate talking to me.

that restaurant is still open
 

DIVACHYCK,

You reminded me of how GOOD CHI-CHI'S FOOD IS. But I thought they closed that restaurant chain down, Years ago. Perhaps, just the one in La. was closed.

Pardon Me While I vent
 

To the McDonald's in Charlotte: You SUCK!! No Really!! Twice this week @ 2 different locations I have ordered a SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN yet you mofos don't seem to remember you offer a sausage mcmuffin and sausage mcmuffin with egg. Now HOW in the HADES when a person stresses no egg do you insist upon putting that VILE ISHT on my SANDWICH!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO The thought of egg touching meat makes me http://www.plaudersmilies.de/puke.gif http://www.plaudersmilies.de/pukey.gif http://www.plaudersmilies.de/pukeface.gif


TO THE DMV: While I am glad I do not have to stand in that line again for another 8 years, you mofos need a counter person who ONLY works the counter to keep the flow of traffic moving steadily. Also you need more than 5 people to test.

TO THE EXAMINER WHO TOOK MY PIC: You know you wrong for letting me look cockeyed http://www.plaudersmilies.de/rolleyes.gif in my Driver's License picture. Now I gotta have a cock eyed photo for 8 years. I thought we were homies since you worked with one of my kin folk and you think very highly of him. You get a booooooo loser on your photography skills.

TO THE LEOS in the house::D Happy Birthday to you all who share this astrological sign with yours truly. http://www.plaudersmilies.de/birthday.gif May this year and your special day be filled with blessings and love.

To The WEATHER in NC: CHILL OUT!!! It is hotter than 10 hoes in Church.:eek: :o :mad:

To my man: When we discussed going on vacation together, I asked you for your input.We are not going to the boondocks in Alabama or Atlanta.Point blank!


To DC: Please forget about that woman you are in love with who moved to St. Louis.She is a golddigger who doesn't care about you or your feelings. Love you like a play brother.

To my alarm clock in 2 weeks: Please don't let me oversleep.

An Open Letter To:
 

Lancome cosmetics:

We have been together through many beautiful times, which is why it pains me to tell you that I am leaving you. I recently discovered that you are discontinuing ANY shade darker than the color tan! :eek: And although I have sent you two emails complaining about this, I can no longer support a company where women of color are no longer wanted. :(

So its over, through, finito, ca-put.......
I must move on ........

Heyyyyy! :o

Only about 90% of Atlanta is boondocks if you are measuring in square feet! lol :D

Ok...my open letter to:

Seagirt Rd. in Far Rockaway, Queens: Oh you wanted to plop a bus stop right where I parked. Ticket for me, who lives light years away from NYC. Now I gotta worry about them doubling the fine cause I am broke. Sigh.

Prison inmate who phone stalks me: STOP CALLING ME! I would call the police, but what are they gonna do? Put you in prison? Oops! You are already there! Gawd, I thought you had forgotten about me, but here you go again. And for that one time when I actually answered thinking you might be one of my peeps, it cost FOUR dollars! UGH! :mad:

LOL! I meant the boondocks in Alabama. Or Atlanta.Didn't mean for those 2 places to be together.I love Atlanta, I just want to go somewhere different.

Getting Things Off My Chest
 

To My Boss: You come in at 8:00 every day and try to front like you come in at 7:00 so don't try to have a fake sit down with me in the conference room with the door closed because I skipped lunch yesterday in order to leave a half hour early!!!!!!! That's why I don't plan to work at this bootleg :mad: throw-back to the 1950s company!

To My Scholarship People: I've had this scholarship for FOUR years. The first year you didn't pay it. The second year you fronted like you didn't owe me anything. The third year you didn't pay it again. This year you owe me two years worth of scholarship. Let's not play these games. You're a fortune 500 company you can scrounge up $1500 to pay off the rest of my scholarship :rolleyes:

To The Apple Computer People: Why did you lie to me when I bought this expensive %$# computer and tell me that I'd be able to do file interchange with PCs as long as I saved files in word 2000 format? :confused:

To The Random Dude I Went to the Movies With My First Year of College We went to the movies once, as FRIENDS! We never were dating, I never kissed you, we just took math together. Why do you keep calling me? How did you get my phone number? Notice when I say I'm busy all the time that MEANS I don't want to talk to you. Notice how I've never been in your presence after that one regretful movie deal. That MEANS I don't want to see you. So please Please PLEASE stop calling me. Bug somebody else GAWD!!!

To My Best Friend/Boyfriend If it weren't for you I'd probably be going insane by now. Oh and please remember to set up the other computer b/c this apple thingy isn't working out! :D

To the cashiers at KMart Don't you ever say we're opening this line just to move some customers out and then we're closing it. See that's why your ass is bankrupt now!

To AOL Customer Service I shouldn't have to wait 20 minutes for a problem you can handle in 2.

To my co-worker I really wanted to laugh in your face when you told me you were serving chitterlings, spaghetti, greens, etc at your wedding reception but I didn't. I guess Kid Capri will be responsible for providing the music.

To the man sitting next to me this morning How in the hell are you funky at 8:00 in the morning? It means you went to bed funky. And you had old funk, WASH EVERYDAY NOT JUST SUNDAYS AND THURSDAYS!

To my Alma Mater Don't you ever send me a bill for one dollar again when you kept some of my money last time for transcripts and never returned it.

To the salesman at WalMart If I needed your help to put the exercise bike in my cart, you knew I needed help taking it to my car. Think lazy loser! I could have talked about that Pootey Tang hair style you had but I didn't.

To Cingular Wireless Ok you guys, if I wanted a Cricket, I would buy a Cricket. I shouldn't have to stand on the roof facing the east, lift one arm 60 degrees, and wrap aluminum foil around my head for good reception. You all are beginning to play with my emotions.

To Fruity Pebbles: LAAAAAAAAAAAWD you all were yummy this morning. Thank you for that. I had not had a Fruity Pebble in years but you all were lip smacking good.

To Mo_Mo and Afrochic: Thank you! I really needed that laugh that I got reading your posts today. The Random Dude thing reminded me SO much of college and a similar experience, it was too funny. I can't figure out HOW they keep getting our numbers though...

And Afro, girl! I am still shaking with laughter. I have no words, just "yay-men."

To my Sorors: The National Convention was so beautiful, just seeing us all together with no drama- except for the Step Show/Exhibit Hall line-waiting fiasco- I was really moved. Even by the Delta Dears who bogartted (sp?) their way to as close to the front of the line as they could! "Delta Dear! Delta Dear!" Don't you feel the love? I love y'all. :)

TO ALL EDUCATORS OUT THERE: I know that summer is winding down and we will be heading back soon. I am going to say a prayer for us. Stay stromg and know that you are really affecting the lives of your students.

TO EVERYONE ON THIS FORUM!!!!!

THANK YOU!!! For keeping laughing so hard until I cried. Currently, I am in China and the only thing that has kept me going was this forum!!!! Everyday for the past six weeks, I would race to the computer after class to see what was up. CrimsonTide4-Where do you come up with the stuff you type? Anyway, keep it up----you are cracking me up :D


TO MOTHER NATURE

Don't play and delay my flight back home!!!! Plleeeaaaasseee do not send anymore TYPHOONS :eek:



TO MY WONDERFUL SORORS
SKEEEE-WEEEE!!!!