Damn! You are too dirty! My name is sweet and innocent. You have corrupted it and turned it into something crude! I have to change my screen name now.:mad: :eek: :( :rolleyes: :mad:

oh my god. I don't think anything will be off limits after this thread!

Volgirl.....if I could go down on myself what would I need him for???????????:p

haha damn Dogs have it so good dont they??!! they can go down on themselves!! LOL


Nichole

Personally, I feel that if people don't feel comfortable kissing their partner after he/she "visits", then maybe they shouldn't be in bed together to begin with.

But then, to each his own!

I am wondering now though, if this has more to do with the age of you, me and ErikaXO?

I mean back in my early 20s I would have most likely been grossed out by it too, but now, its just ME how can I be grossed out by that?

And IF there was some REASON I would be grossed out on a particular occasion, I wouldn't let HIM go there either.

Amy, maybe you're right, it could be because we are "ladies of a certain age". I suppose there are some things that I would have thought of as scandalous when I was 20 but wouldn't even raise an eyebrow at now!

ErikaXO, KillarneyRose, and amycat412 I am with you. How could I expect a girl to be down there if I were not willing to kiss her afterward? (This is for volgirl2376's benefit) Now I am not talking about a 'snowball' either, gotta draw the line somewhere. (hope that is the correct term)

Pardon my naivity/lack of experience in most sexual matters, but what the hell is a "snowball"???

maybe it is an age thing - or the fact that you are married - and share everything together. me being single...blech, i would rather be uptight about it and get the courtesy rinse - which i do too - guys dont like a big sloppy kiss that includes their own..u know.
may i draw a conclusion to this thread in saying...everyone drink their pineapple juice, bathe regularly...and um....what is a snowball? isnt that like a little debbie snack? :)

lol we are on the same frequency tonite!

Amen to that! :p

That's what I thought! Those things (the debbie snack snowballs) taste kinda gross anyway---I'm NOT a fan of marshmallow (NOT a fan of the "other" kind of marshmallow either LOL)! Gawd, this thread is getting more hilarious & controversial by the minute! :D

Okay...I can't believe i'm going to answer this but...a snowball is when the semen is in person's a mouth, and then person a gives person b a kiss, and leaves some or all of the semen in persons b's mouth. In more vuglar terms, its when she spits it back in your mouth. But it doesn't have to be the person from whom it came. For instance, if two girls were there, they might share.

OK you learn something new everyday. UGH.

Now I have heard everything!:eek:

GROOOOOSSSSS!!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING! <GAG, GAG, DOUBLE GAG>!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

OK.....
<lifesaver climbing up on top of a table in the GC cafeteria and shouts over the roar of conversation>

I am sorry! I am sorry! I AM SORRY for ever starting this thread. Who knew it would end up here. I just wanted to know if I should worry about my package stank. I now know more than I wanted to know, as I sit here with my junk marinating in a glass of pineapple juice.

Geez!

PS: I caught the "Sunday Night Sex Show" last night. Funny stuff. Love watching grandma health topic using a vibrating dildo to stir her coffee on her desk. Talking about inserting anal beads and then going on a jog to "increase your sexual awareness." :eek: Then coming home and removing them. Two comments on this. One, I am a guy. I am in a fraternity. I am perfectly healthy (sexually- possible junk stank notwithstanding) I think I am very sexually aware. Ladies..Do you think your guy isnt sexually aware enough? I dont think such a creature exists. Two, If I were to insert anal beads and go for a jog, I dont think I could get to the corner before I had a serious accident necessating a rapid return home.

NOW its all been said. :D

OMG OMG OMG ROTFLMAO.

Oh please stop, I can't take it and I am sure my neighbors can hear me laughing!

OK Leno JUST said: 1 in 580 men will die while having sex.

Probably from damage induced while jogging with anal beads in...

All I have left to say is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: This is the funniest ( yet still gross) crap I have ever read. Greek Chatters are the best! :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I almost woke up my roommate laughing.

<takes a breath to recover from laughter pains>

Ok, it is 5 in the morning and I am reading this for the first time in 3 days. You people are CRAZY!!!!! Lifesaver, you are not allowed to start anymore threads!!! Look what happens when you do!!!!!!! LOL. I think I am waking my whole neighborhood with my laughing. You people crack me up!!!!

That thing about beads just scares me...why would u want to stick something up your @$$?!?! Does anyone remember that rumor about Richard Gear (spelling?) sticking a hampster up his _ _ _?

Small Rodents in Tight Places
 

Actually, it's a gerbil, not a hampster. One of my sisters is an ER doc and assures me that, yes, it does happen and, yes, sometimes it gets stuck and I can't really say anymore because I just had lunch and am getting woozy!

<slaps her knees, frightens roommate with uncontrollable laughter>
:o :eek: :D

<slaps her knees, frightens roommate with uncontrollable laughter>
:o :eek: :D

POOR GERBIL!!! Somebody notify PETA! lol

I cannot believe how low this thread have sunk. Anal beads, a grandma with a dildo to stir her coffee, anal dwelling rodents, snowballs, courtesy rinse, and pineapple juice for stanky packages! Poor Gerbil! LOL!

Re: Small Rodents in Tight Places
 

a kid in my dorm had an x-ray of some guy with D cell batteries up his butt.

One of my fraternity brothers was in the Navy before he joined TKE. He worked on the base's hospital. He said one time a girl came in because she had a glass coke bottle stuck up in her .. well you know. Apperently the vaccum effect took hold in the confined "space" and that why it was stuck there. They had to saw off the bottom of the bottle to release the air so the bottle would come out.

WTF?!:eek: A coke douche! This stuff is too funny!:p

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!! I'm in TEARS!!!! I'm CHOKING!!! HELP!!! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHA!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sounds like there are some CREATIVE PERVERTS out there! :D

To the other "Ladies of Maturity...." LOL......this is why older women are better in the sack ;) !!!!!!! But seriously, I'd love to be this paragon of delicacy and virtue and say that my attitudes changed when I got married, but......uh, no. I just don't see what is so gross about your own bodily fluids. I mean, not to be graphic, but are you nearly as offended by the smell of your own gas as you are someone else's? You pop your own zits don't you? We females have certain monthly issues to deal with, right? So what's the big deal? First of all, unless you have a problem down there it really doesn't taste or smell offensive. Second, it isn't like he is going to be smothered in stuff....I don't know. And as for the other person's various bodily features, why are you having sex with someone in the first place if you are so squeamish about their body? If I am comfortable enough with someone to sleep with them, I can't really think of anything that is going to gross me out....there are safe-sex issues that non-monogamous couples need to deal with but outside of that, what the f*ck? To me, there is a lot more to sex than just the old in-and-out. Just my old lady opinion!!!!!!

I have "snowballed" my husband just so he would have to see what it tastes like!!!! Personally I think the female "secretion" is much better than the male's. He was cool with it.

As to the anal bead thing.....don't get me started!!!!!! I have a hilarious story there but there is no way I am sharing it on GC!!!!!! Let's just say, Lifesaver, yes you can get into ALL kinds of troub le there....if you actually had to go get them extracted.....HOW HUMILIATING!!!!!

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HAHAHAH Oh my god. YOU have to share. Not specific details about how it happend, we can guess what you were doing, but WE ARE Dying to know the embarassment part! How do you explain to the ER docs? "Um, I slipped.." AHAHHAHAHAHHAH Priceless. I love GC sometimes. Made my day....

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I keep rereading this and do not understand. It either has been so long or dementia has set in! I wish I could talk about someof the things you are talking about, BUT IT HAS BEEN SO LONG!
NO NOT THAT LONG SLONG DONG! Juat a long time for you know Pookie Pookie! :)

If I had my choice, I would be in Hawaii or Tenn! Well maybe in Texas or Australia! Or hell if I had my choice, anyplace! What were we talking about! :confused:

Tom...have you finally gone off your rocker?!? j/k Hey I live in Tennessee and let me tell you it's not that great. The weather here is PSYCHO!!! just two days ago it was flooding & in the 20s & 30s, today it is sunny humid & 70 degrees!!! Tomorrow it's going to thunderstorm...maybe tornadoes.

Older women are better in the sack? I'll be the judge of that contest.

I dont know either, but if their was a contest between women in their 20s vs 30s I would want to be the judge.

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Lifesaver and EriKaXO......you're seriously killing me!!!:D

This thread is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

OMG Erika, I am sorry but that is the funniest thing I have yet to see on this totally freakish thread!!! I swear, I could live on GC alone for the rest of my life and never stop laughing!!!!

OMG I AM DYING OVER HERE!! That image is imprented into my mind. I can only imagine the look on "female A's" face when she realized what had happened, only to be trumped by the look on "male B's" face when he found out what had happened.


god I cant stop laughing. Everyone in my office is looking at me.

help.....air....cant breathe....
aughhhhh