HC I got my first "direct" taste of greek un-unity at Church on Sunday.
HC a member of another org. (and also our first lady) tried to play me when I made an announcement of an AKA event.
HC a whole bunch of people saw straight through that mess and even came up to me and told me that.

HC my son told me that this little girl in his class calls him "Daddy".
HC I was like "honey, why does she call you that?"
HC he said that one day at recess, he said to her "Who's your Daddy, girl".
HC he said that after that, she calls him Daddy all the time.

HC, Soror SweetestDiva, I'm wondering when I'm going to start getting my Ivy Leaf, too.
HC I've been sneaking my Mom's copy out of the house whenever I go over there.

HC that is HILARIOUS to me?
HC maybe it's not that funny?
HC I don't know if I should be laughing?
HC I am anyway???
HC I wonder what goes on in the little girl's home?
HC WHO'S YOUR DADDY, WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
HC I AM LMAO?

HC people are clueless?
HC people irritate me?
HC LS has been so uninteresting to me lately?
HC Steeltrap HC?
HC someone asked when was MLK's real birthday?
HC I was like :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ?
HC the person should just be shot?
HC someone else asked was yesterday MLK day? :eek: :eek:
HC shoot her too?
HC I am feeling lazy today so no cyber gat for them?
HC they should be thankful?
HC I really have nothing to say?
HC none of online e-mail buddies are online/e-mailing me?

HC a couple of the LS' fraternity men are irking me right now?:p

HC you should have found a cyber gat for those who don't know about Dr. King's birthday or any other pertinent info?

Re: OOOOOOOOO
 

HC they tried to make me take that survey last week?
HC as soon as i realized i couldn't check my ethnicity (OTHER doesn't begin to describe me. hmmph!) i tried to shut it down?
HC when u close a pop-up window, five more pop-ups come on your screen?
HC exactly at that moment, someone important walked in my office?
HC GC, HC???
HC the internet absolutely SUCKS sometimes?
HC all the applications i need to be productive at work are web-based, but we have SERIOUS network problems on a weekly basis?
HC i am going to have a good day anyway?
HC my tummy hurts from laughing at everyone else's HC's?

Re: Re: OOOOOOOOO
 

HC MSN just plain SUCKS sometimes?
HC it's two days in a row now, that it has been acting up?
HC I'm getting tired of it? :mad:
HC I am TRYING to multitask and maintain communication with my peeps?
HC that is not possible when the friggin thing won't even let you log on?
HC this is my issue?
HC I was checking my hotmail, right? Right.
HC I clicked previous, and it took me to a screen to sign in?
HC I didn't see this as a serious prob, it happens, and ere'thang is cool?
HC this time, ere'thang was NOT cool?
HC it STILL won't let me sign in and get my mail??? :mad:
HC I'm still logged onto MSN messenger, though?
HC that doesn't make a BIT of sense?
HC if I can't get into my email, I shouldn't be able to use the messenger service, either?
HC it's the same username and pw for both?
HC it's tickin' me off?
HC Bill Gates really is a buster?
HC he prolly don't care if the mess works or not, he's already paid?
HC, Buster Azz, HTFC??? :mad:
HC I got emails I NEED to read?

HC now that I've gotten all of that out, I feel better?
HC I told my friend yesterday, no one (not even BIll F-in Gates) is going to ruin MY Founders' Day?!
HC I meant that?
HC MSN may have had me perturbed, but I'm STILL cool? :cool: :)

HC I'm ready to go home now?
HC I mean right now, at 3:40pmEST?
HC I'ma wrap it up now and get back to work?
HC Ima try to get into my email first, though? ;)

HC I am having a TIME with these GC Oscars? :confused:

Dang, I was so caught up, I missed this!
 

HC I missed this?!
HC we can't email you because ALL of us are on friggin Hotmail? :mad:
HC I was TRYIN' to email yall heffas, but Billy is mail blockin'? ;)
HC you ain't on AOL yet?
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
HC AOL IM JUST FRIGGIN WENT DOWN???? :mad:
HC I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS MESS?????
HC I AM TRYING TO HAVE AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE AT WORK TODAY?????
HC, Bill Gates and AOL/TimeWarner, HTFC? :mad:
HC when AOL and TW merged, we in the telecom world thought it was dang near the best union since the Trinity?
HC it was not, they are STILL busters? :mad:
HC yall got AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL that copper/coaxial and fiber optic cable between the two of yall?
HC yall still having problems?
HC I'm too ticked to even finish my dang-on HC post? :mad:

Re: Re: Re: OOOOOOOOO
 

HC that is my homework for tonight?!?!:p
HC I am going to submit my nominations?
HC GC you need to do the same?

HC GOD is AWESOME?!!? :D

HC mechanics are THEIVES?!!?!?
HC the one I has wants me?!?!?!:rolleyes:
HC he is dating my student's mama?
HC UGH?!?!1
HC I don't want yo old azz?
HC especially a SMOKEY THE BEAR, GREASY HANDS, OLD AZZ MECHANIC?!?!
HC he told me my looks distracted him???:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
HC I wanted to yell BOOOOOOOO LOSER but will wait til I pay him!?!?:D :p


HC GC is such a BLOCKER when it comes to my smilies?!!?!?!?
:mad:

OOPS I NEVER ANSWERED
 

HC smothercated is the combo of smothered and suffocated?:rolleyes:
HC he did not combo it on purpose though?

HC today I was grading journals?
HC one little boy wrote he wanted a GOOCIE outfit for Christmas?
HC If you cannot spell it you should not wear it?

HC he wrote in another he wanted to spend time with J LO?
HC He wanted her to wear a bikini to look at her "bigg butt"?
HC her butt is not THAT BIT?!!?!:confused: :mad:
HC he said he wanted to lay with her in the sand?
HC he said he would WEAR HER OUT!?!?!:eek: :eek:
HC he is in the 9th grade and needs to leave that crack alone?:D

How Come
 

How Come I'm LMAO at CT4's student
How come he thinks he has what it takes to wear a woman out
How come he is on the beach
How come he is trying to be romantic
How come I wanna know what the journals are suppose to be about
How come it is his diary
How come this is sooooo funny
How come I was upset a few minutes ago
How come the lil' playa playa got me all smiles:D
How come that little boy is CrAzY :D :o :D :o
how come ahahhaahahahahaahhaah!!!!
How come I'm glad he can share

Re: How Come
 

HC I can't remember but not anything sexual?
HC but EVERYTHING is sexual to these kids?
HC they just don't know?
HC there should be a FBI clearance for folks to procreate?

Interesting Facts from an E-mail
 

HC. . .

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. :eek:

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's, "It's a Wonderful Life."

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister and was a sniper in Vietnam.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

HC I'm going for three days of working out at the gym this week?
:D

HC I like going to the health club at 9 p.m.?

HC our health club has seven TV screens?

HC I watched the Shaq-less Lakers lose on one of those TV screens?:(

HC I get on a LifeFitness machine and sweat in 2 minutes?

HC my old workout card is still there?

HC we had our "Christmas party" on Jan. 15?:confused:

HC the food was still good?

HC I had to pay for my own martini? :rolleyes:

HC I am really struggling with a post in "This Question is for GREEKS only" thread?

HC, HC?

HC Congratulations Steeltrap for sticking with the gym for 3 days!!! :D

HC You are doing better than me because I go to workout classes only 2 days a week. :)

HC I can't wait to leave for ATL today!!!!! :D

HC I'm ready to go right now....no really, RIGHT NOW!

HC CT4'S list of facts was so interesting to me?

HC I agree...

HC in the word of Michael Jackson, "You Are Not Alone"?:cool:
HC indeed?
HC it is sooooooo cold in and outside?
HC today they turned off the "air circulators" in my classroom only to turn on "FRIGID AZZ AIR"? :mad: :mad:
HC my kids were taking their final and shiiiiiivering?
HC I wanted to get ignant and send my principal a note asking will we get heat in June?:mad:

Soror Steeltrap, HC my mouth is still wide open and my head is perplexed about the same thing.

HC, well, just HC.

HC my pastor's preliminary trial wrapped up yesterday.

HC the judge has ordered that the case will go ahead to a full blown trial.

HC the judge said that there was enough substantive evidence to support all 18 charges of embezzlement, fraud, tax evasion, etc.

HC a lot of people were shocked that it's going to trial.

HC, not me. I'm not shocked at all.

HC this is going to a long, drawn out thing.

HC it already seems like it has been going on forever.

HC here's the link to the story http://web.montereyca.com/content/mo...k.0117.xml.htm

Soror Ideal08 - HC your PM box is FULL. I've been trying to PM you.

HC Soror AKA2D'91, I PM'd you too, but it looks like Soror Ideal08 is already taking care of it.

HC, Soror Steeltrap....just HC?

HC Soror Ideal08 is handling business? :cool:

HC, Soror Prayerfull, we just continue working for our AKA? :)

HC I will NOT let some destroy my joy?

HC I try, I try? :)
HC you shouldn't let stuff like this worry you, sorors, it's SO trivial?
HC when you are busy handling business, you don't have time to worry about the unimportant things?
HC you shouldn't sweat the small stuff?
HC yall know I got your back!? ;)
HC, Sorors, HC?

(Skee-Wee!)

HC, menses, it's time for yall to be accountable for some other man's actions?
HC I know yall get tired of it, but you'll get used to it? :p
HC yall send sistas mixed messages?
HC you WAIT until she gets a man to ACT like you like her?
HC sometimes you act like yall are just friends?
HC yall do that?
Yall,
HC this dude continues to invite me over to hang out with him and one of his girls?
HC, yes, I said one of his girls?
HC next time he does this, I think I'm going to say, "Ok, me and my dude'll be by?"
HC I bet that'll nip all that in the bud?
HC I honestly don't understand this whole set-up?
HC I'm about to email my therapist? ;)
HC my therapist is also a pusher?
HC I wonder if yall remember that song, lol, I'm your pusher? LOL!
HC I'm going home now!? :D
HC that is the BEST thing I've heard ALL day?!

Re: Interesting Facts from an E-mail
 

HC my boyfriend must be a goldfish because he acts like he can't remember a word I tell him!

HC I have been asked to speak in front of a prof. women's business group?

HC I'm nervous as h-e-double hockey sticks!

HC I haven't eaten today?

HC I missed lunch?

HC I am not feeling Brandy's new look?

HC I saw Mariah last night on that Muhammond Ali special and she looked "WHIPPED UP"?

HC she still my girl though?

HC
 

HOW COME.....

....I could't let that post on 'for greeks' ONLY slip by
....I responded accordingly
....I did so in a respectable manner
....half way through typing I almost snapped, but quickly pushed the edit key
....that's the mature soror coming out in me...not my old, young, wild side


HOW COME....
....I still don't have anything to do at work
....I'm looking for a new job
....I was wondering if you all have some leads on any legal jobs.
....I was in school 11 years and have 3 degrees/2 certifications, but I sit here and do nothing
....that's OK, because I'm paid and will find something else.
....yall need to pray for me!

HOW COME...
....All my girls (All Sorors) stuck me out for DC
....My friend that I am staying with Aunt passed yesterday
....She's just going to leave me the key and I'm on my own in DC
....I'm going to be there looking for Sorors to hang with
....yall 'bet not' act like yall don't know me..
....sorors better not talk about me for trying to tag along
....I'm over here just laughing because I sound really crazy
....I'm not!:D

HC I've been a real teacher for about a month now?
HC I am so glad I graduated?
HC it's so nice to get a paycheck?
HC I have 8 students?
HC I have a teacher's aide too?
HC I don't grade or file papers, or make copies?
HC she does that for me?
HC she told me to get an appointment calendar from the office so that she can keep track of my appointments and meetings?
HC she even gets my mail from my mailbox in the office?
HC I am not used to this?
HC I won't get used to this because I may switch schools and get a lazy teacher's aide, or none at all?
HC 6 of my students' parents speak limited English?
HC I need to brush up on my Spanish skills?
HC my principal is sneaky?
HC she sneaks up on a sista?
HC I was reprimanding a student, and I turned around and she was right there?
HC I didn't like that?
HC I got the low down on her?
HC she is one that I need to watch?
HC she has a sneaky smile?
HC I gotta watch the Assistant Principals too?
HC, according to our New Teacher Program, I must turn my lesson plans in to a certain Assistant Principal EVERY WEEK?
HC we also have to meet once a month @ 7:10 am?
HC that reminds me of student teaching?
HC they just do that @ the school I work at?
HC the district doesn't have a mandated program?
HC the teacher who I share a classroom with doesn't get to school until 7:30 sometimes?
HC school starts at 7:35?
HC we are supposed to be here at 7:10?
HC I usually have to beg the custodian to open the room for me, after asking him 3 times in a 30 minute time period?
HC that is a hot mess?
HC I asked for a key to the room?
HC they haven't replied to my request yet?
HC I didn't even get my supplies yet?
HC I can't even get some pens?
HC they trippin'????
HC they got me in the coldest room in the school?
HC I have to bring a coat to wear in the classroom?
HC when it got cold here, I had to wear a sweater and a coat because they forgot to turn the a/c off?
HC I found out that the A/C is set to 59 degrees?
HC WTH?

HC I am still grateful to have a job?
HC most of the people in my graduating class are just substitutes, or interim teachers, as my district likes to call them?
HC that is a hot mess indeed?

HC I am just venting ya'll?
HC I'mma just go to bed now?

HC Thanks for the card, CT4? :D
HC, I'mma have to print that out and save it!!!!
HC, it was nice, ya'll!
HC, sorry I didn't respond sooner?
HC, you are the perfect example of what greek unity is all about?

HOW COOOOOOOOME
 

HC I am grading journals again?
HC this is the other half of the freshman class?
HC this one prompted me to come to my computer to tell you this?
HC today is a non attendance mandatory day for kids?

HC the topic is WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
HC THIS BOY WROTE HE WANTS CONDOMS?!!??!??!!?:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
HC UGH??!!?!!?
HC he has on his list normal teenage appropriate things except for them?

HC you are welcome TickledPink!?!?:D

EDITED, I had to add something
HC I had to come back and tell you something?
HC I am really not mad @ my student?
HC I am glad that he feels comfortable enough to share with me in a roundabout way that he is practicing safe sex?
HC I am taken aback at the way he chose to tell me?
HC these kids are still far too young to have sex?
HC FOR REAL??
HC some of them can barely spell the body parts but love to use them?

HC I AM MAXING AND RELAXING TODAY!!?!?!?

whooo hooo!!!!

Exercise, seditty society, et al
 

HC I'm glad you're maxing and relaxing?

HC I went to the gym at 10 p.m. last night?

HC I improved my LifeFitness time to 10 minutes?:D

HC I actually know how to work a treadmill?

HC I plan to work into this exercise thing slowly?

HC I bought a Town & Country magazine wedding issue although there is no man in sight?:confused:

HC that issue had a Black couple featured in an extensive spread on weddings? ;)

HC the couple had known each other since they summered on Martha's Vineyard?

HC T&C now is recognizing that there are Black people with money and living "gilded lives," as it were?

HC they don't publish letters to the editor so I can acknowledge what they do?

HC I'm excited about our area Founder's Day celebration tomorrow?

HC, amusing folx, HC?

Re: Exercise, seditty society, et al
 

HC you need to do a little less maxin and relaxin, and a little more answering your PM's Soror?

HC I wrote you a loong epistle, only to get chit returned

HC shame shame shame!

HC I am going to a "funk" class today!

HC PLEASE let it be good!

HC PLEASE PLEASE let the instructor, if a person of a different persuasion, have rhythym!

HC in high school, I was forced to endure a step teacher who had NONE

HC it was puuuuuure comedy

HC myboss is also puuuuuure comedy

HC he really had a hissy today

HC the money is good enough tath i ain't quittin, I'll have to put up with it

HC he gets mad at me for doing things he hasn't trained me to do!

HC WTF!:mad:

HC it did no list "mind reader" under my list of skills on the resume

HC if he wants things to come out right, he should put in the initial time needed to make sure that i understand WTF is GOING ON IN THE OFFICE

HC oh well, c'est la vie

HC Soror Discogoddess has a STANDING INVITATION TO COME TO MY HOUSE IN NYC ANYTIME!!!

HC she rocks!

HC she was willing to turn her schedule upside down to accomodate me

HC I turned punk (tired, tired) and said I had ta go to bed!

HC I had been up since 3 am

HC wasn't nuthin but bed happening!

HC I still appreciate her very much!

HC I'm out....

One Question
 

How Come Ms. Liz made a 'Ask Ms. Liz' Thread?????:eek:

Re: One Question
 

HC? :(
HC i don't know eiffer? :confused:
HC hmmm?
HC maybe she just wants to heal the world... make it a better place???
HC I am LMAO?? :D

Re: Re: One Question
 

HC it's just that her demeanor reminded me of Celestial
HC after THAT chick it's hard to take that seriously
HC it's just the internet!
HC we really weren't very nice or sisterly though
HC I sort of apologize
HC 'sort of' because it WAS sort of a funny thread, and I'm sorry but people had me cutin the hell up!

HC you are right?

HC I am still LMAO?

HC that's why I put a disclaimer on my post?

HC that was a good idea, when she put a warning on her post...?

HC it let me know she has thick skin?

HC

My computer was out of commision for about a week??

It felt like forever?

I felt like a crack addict going thru withdrawal??

My husband was laughing at me everytime I was trying to fix it?

I am FINALLY graduating this May??

I got an internship this Spring??

I am excited that it is step one on my path to graduate school??

It's snowing??

People in my area think it's the end of the world when 2 inches of snow fall to the ground??? :eek:

I wish we had a white Christmas??

I just said that???

Y'all were clowning Ms. Liz???

I think she was trying to do something positive???

That Celestial is still trying to worm her way back onto certain forums??

She definitely needs prayer??

The playoffs are going on and the Giants are not in it???

The didn't deserve to be there anyway??

School will start in about a week??

I am about to go to sleep??

HC I'm ROFLLMP&GAO about Ms. Liz.
HC I have a question to ask her.

HC my fun-filled saturday included a bday party at ChuckeCheese.
HC I was just sitting there minding my own business, eating my salad and the manager came up to me and said "Excuse me ma'am is that your son over there wearing the red sweatshirt"?
HC I was like "uh, huh" (hesitantly).
HC she was like "well, ma'am could you please get your son, he just ATTACKED CHUCKeCHEESE and tackled him down to the ground.
HC I was more than embarassed, but still LMAO inside thinking that my 6 year old son just tackled a 6ft. ChuckeCheese down to the ground.
HC I reprimanded him appropriately and let him go and play.
HC he was really upset though and wanted to go find ChuckE and apologize and hug him.
HC he followed ChuckE all around the restaurant but ChuckE wouldn't hug him.
HC he then followed ChuckE back to his dressing room and stood outside the door crying.
HC I had gone back to eating my salad and didn't know my son was back there STALKING ChuckECheese.
HC the manager had to come back and get me again.
HC they said ChuckE was too scared of my child to come out of his dressing room.
HC it was time for us to GO....

HC now I FULLY understand your screenname?
HC LMAO!
HC well your son at least saw the error of his ways
HC at least he WANTED to apologise
HC I know many a child who wouldn't
HC that is not because THEY are bad, no child is born bad!
HC no home training!
HC your kid knew better
HC he did it anyway though!
HC LMAO!

HC this NYC weather
HC my plans for the night were abandoned
HC I HATE snow
HC then I probably live in the wrong place, don't I?
HC I am boooooored

HC I'm out...

HC i am tired as i dont know what?
HC i still have like three more hours to go here at work?
HC i'm eating damn jalapeno peppers to keep myself awake?
HC a hot mouth does not stop sleepiness?
HC not i'm tired and my mouth is hot?
HC i am being so random?
HC that is what HC seems to be all about?
HC warm coca-cola does not sooth a hot mouth?
HC the eagles just kicked the bears butt?
HC i am rooting for the eagles when i am a true steelers or green bay packers fan?
HC i am trying to claim like two football teams as my favorites?
HC its like 8 inches of snow outside?
HC i am wearing mules just so i could be cute?
HC mules during the winter time aint cute... its damn stupid?
HC my mom just called me to tell me that she thinks i've been using her toothbrush?
HC my toothbrush is orange?
HC i'm really mad that she's been using my toothbrush?
HC i'm really mad that she called me just to say that?
HC i need to do some more work....

HC I just got back from the Donnie McClurkin concert?
HC it was all that and a bag of chips! :D
HC seriously though, it was really nice?
HC, I 'bout boo-hoo'd by the time he gave his testimony and then sang "We Fall Down"?
HC, you could feel the sprirt moving in there?
Hc, he was talking about how you have to be able to minister to all people everywhere?
HC, he sang part of "As the Deer..." in Chinese?
HC, they sang a part of another old spiritual in Dutch and made the ich stuff that they say sound gospel?
HC, now I can't wait for Yolanda Adams to come?
HC, Fred Hammond is also coming?
HC, I am psyched!!! :D :D

HC I am CTHU!?!?!?!
HC I am LMAO?!?!?!
HC poor baby?!?!
HC these HCs have me rolling!?!!?

More seditty society,other things
 

HC the same Town & Country that I referenced earlier contained two photo pages of a Harlem museum benefit?

HC I love seeing us acting with dignity, style and grace? :D

HC O the Oprah Magazine and Essence both had interviews w/Condoleeza Rice?

HC I find her fascinating despite my disdain for partisan politics?

Switching HCs, HC I wanted to choke my sister's bama friend?

HC he had the nerve to suggest I buy his dinner?:mad:

HC how dare he?

HC he is full of sound and fury, signifying nothing?

HC it's time for the gym tonight? :)

HC I kicked it sooo hard in DC for Founder's Day that I didn't want to come back...

HC there was a snow storm on Saturday, but that didn't stop us!

Re: More seditty society,other things
 

HC great way to work in a Shakespeare quote!

HC I worked out last night

HC I have an appointment with "my personal trainer" on Wednesday

HC tomorrow is a cardio night where I will leave the weights alone

HC I never weigh myself

HC I try to go by my body fat %

HC I ate really badly today though- pizza is my weakness!

HC well that's partly why I work out- so I can eat what I want!

HC I am going to bed!

HC I'm out....