Where do all the spammers come from???!

Easy: hell.

Can't we just say I loathe it all?

How is it that I can OVERPACK for a three plus week international trip but UNDERPACK for three say ski weekend trip?
This includes forgetting to bring extra going out clothes, jeans, etc.

Why did my mother throw a fit and refuse to eat Easter dinner when I pointed out that her Honey Dijon salad dressing was SEVEN YEARS EXPIRED? I gave her credit for the Tomato Basil Vinegarette that was only two months expired and went with that and ate my salad...

Is she one of those food hoarders?

It's mainly condiments, but she does have a box of Krustez Apple Muffin mix that she brought down to NC when she moved from IL that expired when I was in high school. It's confined to the fridge and the pantry (a 2.5'x2.5' closet) so it's not like she's stockpiling in the basement. She's just convinced that certain things (mustard, dressing, "non-perishible" boxed & canned goods) never go bad. Though, how you can justify keeping it when you've obviously not used it in 10 years is beyond me. I'm careful when I eat over there.

My MIL is the same way with the ancient food. A couple of years ago, she cleaned out her pantry, and sent us a bag of out of date food. I smiled, said thank you, and threw that sh&t away as soon as we got home.

My parents had a bottle of hot sauce in their refrigerator that was over 20 years old. I didn't know whether to toss it or to donate it to the Historical Society!

I think most older people have a hard time dumping condiments. At least, that's what I've noticed with my elderly clients.


BTW, is it you or is it me?

I am guilty of this. Daughter regularly checks through the fridge and tosses (with my permission). I just don't go through the food like I did when the kids were younger, but I sometimes buy food like then!
I appreciate her vigilance.
To get back on thread....why do I feel guilty when I need to throw old food out?

My LS passed me a note that said "It's not you." :)

I really hate to ask it but do you have a basket?

Wonder what would happen if I greased the cake pan with bacon grease instead of butter?

Is it bad...?

Paradox
 

If the probability that the peanut-buttered side of the bread falls facedown on a brand-new carpet is directly proportional with the cost of the carpet, and if cats always fall on their four legs, then what would happen if I spread peanut-butter in the back of a cat and throw it up in the air above a brand-new carpet?

Why did the character of Jerry Gilroy disappear from the Hardy Boy Mysteries?

Why are those birds so angry?

Why does my psychology professor insist on cramming so much material into so few tests that count for so much of my grade?

Why am I still working here after 8 years?

The president of ABC fraternity said he would call me on Tuesday. Today is Tuesday. Why hasn't he called?

If you had everything your heart desired, would you still want more?

Can I go home now?

Why do the birds go on singing?

Are you going to Scarborough Faire?

got milk?

For MC
 

Why do the stars glow above?

What if I can't?

Will the steak I plan to make tomorrow night be any good? Will I get laid tomorrow night or at all this weekend?

Y'all mad about THAT?!?!

Why can't a doctor just call and give you the results of tests? Hubby just got an MRI and a huge panel of blood work. We go to the neurologist on Tuesday and then back to the regular doctor next Friday. I'm so tired of waiting. Ugh.

Tell me GC-- WHY?!!

Because they make more $ from office visits? In my experience, they do call when something is wrong. Hope you get answers soon.

Reason # 364 why I love my general practitioner - he PERSONALLY calls with test results as soon as he gets them, no matter the result. He said he wants to be able to answer any questions you might have.

Why can't more doctors be like him?

What would my office ever do without my boss to nitpik everything to DEATH? What would happen if she minded her own business and kept her nose out of things?

Why do I have so many on-line students who do absolutely NOTHING? Did they think that all they had to do was sign up for the course?

Will this professor EVER GRADE ANYTHING??? This semester is over in a month. I've completed and submitted 10 assignments. She has only graded two.

Why does my husband want to move back to Austin, after we moved to Ohio?

I had a doctor get fired from his practice because he wasn't seeing enough patients per day and he was seeing something like 40 patients EVERY DAY. God forbid somebody should have something that isn't treatable in a 30 second conversation with a scrip pad. How on earth would he ever be able to do a money wasting thing like make his own phone calls?

My question of the day is why, after about 35 years of knowing I have 1 leg shorter than the other did a chiropractor suggest something crazy like PUT A LIFT IN YOUR SHOE. No adjustment needed (for that), just a simple piece of rubber that would have made my life easier a generation ago. Is she a genius or is everyone else stupid?

Everyone else is stupid. Y'all really have to start to ask harder questions!

The other little nugget of genius she did was after giving me adjustments in my neck (82% loss of mobility and I'm only 47) and low back, she had me ice both spots for 10 minutes before leaving. Again DUH, but in the I don't know how many times I've seen a chiropractor I've NEVER had this added to the treatment. What up with that?

What's Up with That?
 

Does this milk taste funny to you?