I hate prolonged eye contact. I mean, it's fine if I'm talking someone, but even then, I dart my eyes around a bit or stare somewhere else on that person's face. There are some people that I talk to, though, who will keep staring after we have both made our point and the conversation is over... I HATE THAT. I feel like I'm expected to say something else so I usually smile and then pretend to become occupied with something in the opposite direction.

Telling your boss that you've accepted another position when he has been supportive and instrumental to your career growth for eleven years.

This morning, at the bank:

Walking into the bank, not too far behind a woman with several zippered money bags. She tripped over a wrinkle in the carpet, and dropped everything she was carrying in order to break her fall. Money went falling out/rolling everywhere. (I learned during the clean-up that she had misplaced the keys, and had therefore left the bags partially unzipped.)

Helping her pick up the money was rather awkward, just because I couldn't tell whether she really wanted a stranger handling her money. I guess she felt pretty awkward, too.

I come from a family who loves to sing, but sing REALLY bad.

Sometime we joke with each other.
Q:"Do you know who sings this song?"
A: "Yeah [insert artist name here]"
Q: "Why don't we keep it that way."

Walking into what I thought was the ladies' room and thinking, "Why is there a urinal in here? Oh....waaaaiiit...." *flee*