^^^ helped CG in murdering this thread.

^^^Gave me mange mites.

^^^ gave me term mites

^^^Gave me fleas

^^^ Through her ability to communicate with the animals, she sent doves to nest on the porch eaves above my front door, causing bird poop to rain down upon anyone who uses that entrance, and drive my silly dog crazy because she wants to 'become friends" with the nest's inhabitants.

^^^Told Xanthus I didn't want to be a virgin anymore and sent him to my house with a box of condoms and a smile

FTW! (not even going to try to beat that one)

^^^Showed up to my house with madmax, a Coke and a smile.

^^just showed up with a smile.

and how did that ruin your life?

Someone told her to give all her earthly belongings to the next person who showed up at her door with a smile!

^^ate the last piece of easter candy and it was a Reese's peanut butter egg.:(

^^^Told me to join Greek Friends. After I did, I started to drink cheap Scotch and became an alcholic.

^^^joined after you cuz I like cheap Scotch, then rainbows started shooting out my a$$.

^^^taught me how to do a "judo chop", then I was flamed by someone who kept files on all GCers.

Bwaaaa!^^^ :D:p;)then:rolleyes::eek::(and:cool::confused:

^^^Asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding when she married Tom Earp. lol

^^^stole my husband from me before we consummated our marriage. Wait! That saved my life! Thanks, cheerfulgreek! How are you and TE doing?

^^^lol
We're doing great (because I put him in a nursing home), but the 8 kids you had with him are annoying.

eta: Earp and AOII Angel + 8

^^^ate my eight kids for dinner. Cannibal!

^^grossed me out and turned my lunch a little with that comment

:D I'm good at that! Something about medicine does that to people!

^^^ Told the cops that I 'fit the description'.

^^^^

Done ruint my dead grandma's loveseat in my living room, by staining it with his jheri curl juice.

HOLY SHIT!!!

umm..um...

told me i couldn't become a Zetar because she's the only one in the world.

^^^ This broad sought my dreams and then undermined them!

^^^Told me that DITY meant, "Did it taste yucky" and I embarrassed myself on GC.

LOL

^^^ told me she couldn't help me find my baby daddy so i had to go to the maury show. :(

^ didn't detonate the nuke on the asteroid and it killed my dog. it killed everybody else, too, but my dead dog was the straw.

^^ Gave me SARS

^^ did a Dutch oven on me :(

^^hacked my computer and gave me an annoying computer virus that just reminds me that my life is ruined.

^^^Got knocked up by Earp on the kitchen counter. I couldn't believe what I saw. Now everytime I see AOII Angel's username, it reminds me of how gross that looked. Ruined my life.

lol

^^was so jealous of me and TE that she had plastic surgery to look just like me so she could steal him from me. Now my doppelganger is living my ruined life with my virus tainted computer telling her that her life is ruined. Too bad!

PS. Ewww on the knocked up by anyone!!!

^^^After I had the plastic surgery, to look exactly like AOII Angel I really ruined my life because now I look like this:

People think we're identical twins now. lol lol


http://monsters.monstrous.com/Pictures/Medusa08.jpg

Wow...that's a great picture! Your make-up is perfect, lol!

^^uses her veterinary clinic as a meat department!

^^Gave me a handful of Correctol and told me they were pink M&Ms...I had to eat them to support breast cancer awareness

^ put $5 in the jukebox and played all the saddest songs.

^^made me sit through all the sad songs. :(

^^^made my mother change her name from Evanoff to Vaneff