Read the thread your damn self and take a guess.

I already said I posted it the way I did because I didn't know who was posting on here.

After telling a guy that we just don't have the right chemistry but he's pretty awesome and I hope he finds what he's looking for, the response was a deeply heartfelt, "Your too stuck up for me. Thanks for ruining my Saturday."

:rolleyes:

Though this one looks promising:

Everyone, be sure to go live your lives to the fulliest!!! :p

Aren't you glad you are THAT awesome of a person that you have that much control over his life? :p

I'm such a pedant, I'd have replied, "My too stuck up for you what?"

You're/Your and never "u r"

I very nearly responded with both of these. You guys know me so well. :D

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Don't worry about the haters, there just mad cause you wont give them the time or day. Hi my name is shawn and i know we don't know eatch other yet, but you seem relly cool and down to earth. To me it seems like, your just looking for the right person to settle down with. Trust me there's a million people in this world and only one that is right for you. Im hopping in time, i will be that one. I know its hard to say if you even like me or not, maybe you want to see how i look ? If so we can exchange facebook pages or even plenty of fish if you have either of those. Most people have facebook now my grandma has one. (LOL) but im hopping your having some kind of luck with dating out in this california world. Its so many nice people that i meet in my city Sacramento Ca, and i love it out here. I don't know were your from but that just a little bit about me. Im currently working and being single isn't always fun. i go home to an empty house, just me and my lilttle pup i call him snugbug, he's all i got for now. I know one day i will be blessed with someone special that is not full of games and wants to be treated like a lady should. Life is short so i better end this now, but i saw a post of yours and thought that i would introduce myself to you in hopes that you would at least email me back so we can talk. and sorry for all the rude, ubnoxious, jerks that you seem to come across.

Your new friend shawn. Hope to hear from you soon!!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. ChristianGirl, you need to get right on this one.

YOU ARE RABBIT DR. WHO, YOU ARE HOLY SHIT

Wait, that's someone from this thread who created a sock to be funny, right? Right?

Unfortunately, this tale from the crypt comes out every now and again.

ETA: HEEY! WUZZ HANNIN , THIS YA BOI BOI T** IM LOOKN 2 DATE SEXY GORGEOUS WOMEN THATS DTF, IF U LOOKN 4 A NICE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN , DAT KNOWS HOW 2 TREAT A WOMEN, IM YOUR MAN, IM SINGLE , IM 25 YEARS OLD , IM 4RM ******* BUT NOW STAYING N *****...I WRK & SKUL PART TIME, IM A MMA FIGHTER AT AKA LOCATED IN ******....IM A RAPER & PRODUCER , IM VERY ACTIVE & ADVENTUREOUS , I LIKE 2 TRAVEL & DEW ALOT OF FUN THINGS , I LIKE MOVIES , SPORTS , SHOOTING RANGE, POOL & BOWLING...I LIGHT WEIGHT CLUB , IM A GENTLEMEN , VERY OPEN & HONEST, POSITIVE UP LIFTING & OUTGOING , SUM TIMES MYSTERIOUS ;) IF U FEEL IM SUM 1 U CAN CONECT WIT , I WOULD LIKE 2 TRADE NUMBERS & TALK 2 U DIRECT...GET & ME. I WOULD LIKE 2 HOOK UP & GET ACTIVE WITH A NICE SEXY PRETTY HOT GORGEOUS YOUNG LADY , THATS DTF IF IT COMES TO IT, & DEW OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES.

So you're a "raper" who's DTF? Hmmmmmm.........*thumbs down*

I bet he went to skul with Tobias Funke and is also an analrapist.

I am also disturbed that I think I found this person within a few clicks because of not enough degrees of separation.

I can't even read that. Unreal!

Who are these guys who message you?! :eek::eek::eek:

Sadly, Shawn Mack has been around for a while, macking on allllll the hot honies in GC!!!!!!!

A gentleman raper who is DTF.... lmao. Epic Fail.

I just saw this and spit my coffee out because I laughed so hard.

It's not the first time that's happened while reading something on GC, but I'll be damned if it wasn't the hardest.

wow,,,u sound a lil bit different from others,,,honestly more serious and focused than most other ladies,,,,i do stopby here just read and laugh by wat a lot of ppl here both male n female writes but strangely u made a huge impression on me and dats i took a 2nd look and read ur profile again,,,,wow,i tink ur unique,,,be proud of it girl,,,,never think serious minded ppl can be here as i see here like fun place to see different ideas expressed in profiles,,,,think am impressed well,i will like to kno u more,,,u kno wat,,,just call me,basically after 8pm as i get off 730pm,,,i do a 12hr shit,,,so call me from 8pm-9pm and am available,,i dnt mind giving u my nos as i think u sound maturedly but u hv my mandate to call me ok,,,, till i hear from u back ok,,,,virginboy (***)***-****

OMFG! give me his number lmao!!!

That's gotta hurt.

and this dude MANDATES her to call him, like he speaks on behalf of the UN Security Council.

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Well at least i come out, and i think its a good thing that im not always on the computer. So are you looking for a good man or a computer freak ?

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Check out my new signature :)
when you get a chance, now look me on facebook
so you can see im a real person

Long as there hot, cause i need someone to warm me up
now take that pic down, your making my dog have a bowl movement..

Which bowl, exactly?
http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/worlds%...ing%20Dogs.jpg
or
http://fixatoilet.com/files/images/d...wl.preview.jpg

lol
That's so cute.:p

Kind of curious, here. This is directed to your siggy. Umm, why do you think it's "not cool" being single? :confused:

Woooooow. So this one's response to my being a "woman of faith" is saying that he goes to church and knows his Word, too. The evidence? He used a passage from Genesis to explain why he deserves sex before he agrees to commit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/...ruler/hell.jpg

I.....I....um....:confused:

Please tell me he's joking....*reads further*....okay, he's joking. But he didn't write anything real really....

About Me: My hobbies are 1) running over squirrels with my moms car 2) wearing pantyhose 3) lighting kittens on fire 4) bangin chicks over 65 and getting their social security check money 5) farting in front of old people cause they do it right?


i like big girls, i can not lie. if you need a man baby im that guy! up in the club V.i.P
big girls everywhere and they're lovin me. yeah i wanna sandwhich ill take two! put it in the kitchen they know what to do
big girl big job big salary...big girls dont care bout calories!!!!

FOUR WORDS NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR: There is no food.

I wonder if anyone can take a jokek??

First Date: You come over. hand me all of your withdrawn savings-cash only duh! You get bent over and worked. I zip up and say "dismissed ho". You leave. I get hammered and call 3 months later. LOOK I AM ONLY KIDDING.. THOUGHT IT WOULD SPIKE A SMILE...BUT ON THE REAL MAYBE GO EAT, PLAY SOME POOL, DARTS, BOWLING, WORKOUT..

ETA: And another one likes seeing "natural wonders like the Taj Mahal." :confused: Why do these people keep ending up in MY search results???

*bump* I think she's talking about this one.