I totally forgot to mention the grossness of JWowwwwwww's outfit at the bar the night Snooki got knocked the eff out. She had on gray sweatpants rolled down at the waist, a hot pink belly shirt and UGGesque footwear. That is an outfit I expect to see on www.peopleofwalmart.com not at a bar at the beach in the summer.

Not like I own those clothing items (other than a pair of gray IDAHO sweatpants I wear at home) but if I did I sure as hell wouldn't wear them together, in public, let alone to get drunk in. What's wrong with jeans people?

If any of you ladies are wishing you could own the yellow rag that JWOWW wore a few episodes back to cover her wall-eyed hooters, you can order it from her beautifully designed Web site!

http://www.jwoww.com

Couldn't agree more. Her outfit was horrendous, it looks like something you'd drunkenly put on to sleep in AFTER a night at the bar. I've been to the Jersey Shore and have never seen people dressed so badly.

I might be in the minority here but I actually have a lot more respect for JWOWW after last week's episode. Those girls at the bar were bullies and were being asshats just to put on a show in hopes of getting on TV. I only wish I'd have the guts to start throwing down punches like that!!

Apparently the guy who hit Snooki lost his job as a gym teacher after the incident: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_396335.html.

She got in his face because he kept stealing drinks from the cast. (He was already blind drunk and the bartender had cut him off.)

ETA: He was suspended right after the media brouhaha over the punch, but he wasn't officially fired until a day or two ago.

For the Pittsburgh peeps:

http://www.mcfaddenspitt.com/events-...n.php?id=18031

I read in one of the magazine sometime ago that Snooki is thinking of having her own reality dating show in the near future. The name of her show would be called "Snookin for Love."

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I love this show! It's such a horrible train-wreck... But I've gotten to like a couple of them - Snooki (snookers) & Vinny, and Jwwow's kinda grown on me.

Hey, at least I'll admit it! :p

I like Vinny. He doesn't seem like an asshat like the rest of them.

Mike turned out to be a selfish asshole and a shit-stirrer almost on the level of "Trash Bags," although to his credit he showed a lot of restraint in not hitting JWOWW back. I'm glad Vinny called him out on his Massengill tendencies.

Sammi and Ronnie = most loathsome TV couple ever.

Pauly D and Crazy Israeli Girl = teh comedy.

To his credit that he didn't hit Jwow back? Really? It was certainly wrong for her to hit him in the first place, but most guys are brought up to believe that you just do not hit a girl under any circumstances. I don't think he deserves any accolades for his reaction.

However, I did think Jwow overreacted when he wouldn't leave the club to take her home. The Situation did point out that there were other roommates there, so it's not like he was the only person around. And I was under the impression that the club was in their hotel, and if that's the case, what's the big deal about getting on an elevator by yourself?

I agree, Sammi and Ronnie are awful. They're such buzzkills.

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I am now known as "The Incident"

This is pretty cute.
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I am "The Position"

Bow chicka wow wow!!! :D

HAHAHAHA! I am now known as "The Rack"

Mike about died laughing when I showed him. Then he got mad when I did his name & he came out to be "The Sausage Party." He wasn't so amused then. He doesn't watch the show but knows who the people are.

You can now refer to me as D-Pop

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Hot Spot here!

I'm, um, "The Tight End."

I don't think he should have hit her back or was entitled to—I just wouldn't have been all that surprised if he had. JWOWW is not Snooki, and that punch had more than a little muscle behind it.

I do think MTV should have at least threatened to kick her off the show. It seems a little hypocritical that they'd not only give her a free pass but hype the punch after the way they handled Snooki getting attacked. You know if Mike had hit her back, he'd have been booted from the house, thrown under the jail, excluded from Chicken Cutlet Night, etc., etc.

I actually didn't think of MTV's lack of reaction, but you make a good point. Violence on The Real World, regardless of gender, results in immediate eviction from the house. It's interesting that doesn't apply to Jersey Shore.