What the HELL is that blue stuff that Fabolous is always drinking in his videos? :confused:

You know the stuff he says is "the color of smurf skin"??

I'll kick the new year off with a few.

When did R. Kelly become a thug? :confused: He constantly refers to himself as an R & B thug, but why?

I know that I am a hater because I am in love with Nas, but how did he get fixed up with Kelis?

Why does Comic View still come on?

Who actually watches Soul Train?

If Aaliyah was a stone's throw away from being his "fiancee," where was Dame Dash for the filming of her video, "Miss U"?

Did we really need a "Baby" (remix) video from Ashanti?

Who are those people in the video besides Ashanti, Gotti, and his brother?

Why did that show "Rags to Riches" feathuring Tisha Campbell get cancelled?

Since the show left us hanging, did they ever find Miles after he was kidnapped on "Moesha"?

Why are the Black people always voted off first on the Weakest Link?

WHO IN THE HELL HIRED DJ CLUE AND LALA? :mad:

What is the purpose of 106 & Park these days? They only show 30 secs. of the video and are on to other things.

Who are those jokes that host Teen Summit?

Why has the dude with the dreads been on since I was teen (I'm 23 now), therefore making him obviously too damn old to still be on the show?

Why isn't Teen Summit about teens anymore?

Where are the teens?

Who ever said that Kennedy (from MTV, now the host of Friend or Foe on the Game Show Shannel) was funny?

How old is Marc Summers (the dude that used to host Double Dare on Nickelodeon)? That dude seems to not be aging.

Why do people actually participate in shows like Elimidate, the Bachelor, etc.? Are you that desperate to actually try to compete and get catty for a date?

Where did MTV find Quaddus?

Doesn't Alton from the Real World seem a bit sketchy?

What the hell is an open relationship?

Can The Price is Right really survive after Bob Barker dies?

What purpose does Vanna White really serve?

Is Jimmy Walker Hits' daddy?

Why does Hits think that he can harrass people and then try to insult them when they get angry?

Exactly how many more Tupac albums can we get? Did he really have that many songs recorded?

Has Kris Kross finally realized that JD hustled them?

Chilli and Usher? :confused:

What happened to the little Asian looking kid that was Immature (now IMx)? :confused:

Mysteries, I tell you.... Pure mysteries.....

When did VH1 become an authority on hip-hop? :confused:

Jerry Springer Love Songs
 

Today I heard the song in its entirety -- Laundromat

Here are my ponderings:

1. Why TF is dat chile's name Nivea? Does she have a sister named Lubriderm who sings about FOOD COURT love? Or perhaps a brother named JERGENS who raps about finding love at pump number 9 in the GAS STATION?!!?!?!?

2. Why does she talk to KEITH but sing to RRA Kelly? :confused:

3. Why is the song set in a laundromat? Did they meet and fall in love there? Was Keith caught cheating there? Did Keith propose to her there in the middle of the rinse cycle? :confused: :confused:


I tell you these Jerry Springer Love Songs are sumpin else:o :eek:

Can I purchase stock in DNA Testing Centers? I bet you I would be rich just off of Maury customers alone especially the hooch who tested 7 men!!:eek:

Good idea! We need to look into that. These hooches are TRIFLIN'!!

why is the McRib shaped as though it has bones?

Praytell, why on a future episode of Cedric the Entertainer Presents will Bobby Brown be on there as IKE TURNER!?:eek: !?:eek: ?!:eek:

Why was I accidentally SINGING "Thug Loving" this morning?:confused: :eek:

Is there a reason why Martin Lawrence keeps making all these movies where he is either the CRIMINAL or the COP?

* Bad Boys (cop)
* Blue Streak (both)
* Big Mama's House (cross dressing cop)
* National Security (both)
* What's The Worst that Could Happen? (criminal)

Did he have time to character study during his unfortunate arrest?

1. WTF happened to my girls, Brownstone?

2. WTF happened to my BOY CHRISTOPHER WILLIAMS? He was fiiiiineee!!! :eek:

I'll be back with more.

He still is. I saw him in MAY @ the play -- Men Cry in the Dark. I saw him up close and personal @ the after party as well. He is engaged to some woman.

Has anyone ever purchased a TYRESE CD? He just plugged his "3rd child" on the AMAs and it made me wonder?

Brownstone broke up (of course). Nicci Gilbert, the lead singer with the short hair, is featured in the new issue of HONEY. She's getting ready to release a solo album.

Thoughts While Watching TV
 

1. Watching The Proud Family this morning got me to pontificating :p. . . how come the Black men on TV, namely Heathcliff "Combustible" Huxtable, Carl Winslow, and Oscar Proud never wanted anyone in to fix things that broke around the house or extermination in Oscar's case. Something broke down, Harriet, Clair, Trudy would say Honey we need to call a repairmen and out these men would come with a tool boot and jack up the house far worse than it originally was. I cannot believe that that dang on doorbell was broke for like 2 seasons.

2. Watching Living Single right now, how come they always left the house without locking the door? Yesterday I saw the episode where their house was broken into while at home, can't those heffas learn to LOCK.

Why is it that no one ever locks doors when they leave or unlock them when entering?

Why do folks leave out to get in their cars, but you never see any keys?

Did I really see "Theo" wearing a jumpsuit with "Theo" and his picture airbrushed on it or were my eyes deceiving me?

Did Mario van Peebles really think that he could do Malcomn X better than Denzel?

Does GC decide to clown out on purpose sometimes? (This site always acts crazy!)

yup HOT MESS outfit but that was the SIGNS/FASHIONS of the times. I never did it but I know folks who did.

When did Countess Vaughn get married? Who married her?

Countess Vaughn James.:confused:

In this episode of The Cosby Show, WHO put this lavender sweater on Kenny? :eek: :eek: :o :mad:

Exactly WHERE did Fred Sanford get that blond wig and WHO sold it to him? :eek: :confused:

Did Lamont's pants hurt his "stuff" as much as it hurts my eyes to see him in those tight azz pants?

Is Lisa Bonet back to being Lisa Bonet or is she still Lilakoirainshowermoonmusiqsoulchild?

What happened to Keith from "Good Times"?

Did Thelma and Lamont buy their tight azz pants from the same store?

If Tom Joyner is married to Donna Richardson, who is an aerobics instructor/fitness guru, why doesn't she put him on one of her plans or something?

I *think* she is back to Lisa Bonet. If I am not mistaken she is in an upcoming movie. Maybe Biker Boys? :confused:

If you highlight the confused face (don't click on it, just drag the mouse over it and highlight it) why does it look all mad? TRY IT!

:confused:

Now highlight this one:

:o

WHY DO THEY LOOK MAD? LOL

Answer to the inevitible question: yes, I am bored, lol.

1. Yes, she is in Biker Boys. Her character's name is Queenie.

2. Yes, they do look mad when you highlight over them! :D

Here is something I never udnerstood
 

I am sitting here watching Friday and here is my thing,

If Thursday was Craig's pay day, then how come he was too broke on FRIDAY to pay Big Worm his $200. :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Do people really think we need a thug's mansion, a thug holiday, or a ghetto in heaven?:rolleyes:

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

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Before someone asks, Asian Sensation is NOT a DELTA!!

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When did PINK become the MALE RED?!?!!?!?:eek: :confused:

Re: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

I don't think that (most) people know that the Roc La Familia (Roc-a-Fella) sign is a DIAMOND, where the index fingers go up like the Delta sign, but the thumbs point down, thus forming a diamond. When they throw up their sign, it is clearly a diamond. It's only fans (and others that think they are down) that throw up the Delta sign.

I guess from the picture that Kimora has had the other baby. I'll have to find out if it was a boy or girl.

*whispering to myself* Kimora makes me SICK! How can that winch have TWO babies and go back to that figure....

Re: Re: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

Kimora was a model -- she prolly went back to the figure thanks to her extensive personal training schedule and the lettuce diet.
:p

Re: Re: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

I knew all of this but inevitably when someone sees that they say, "Oh she is a Delta!" so I avoided all of that and said she is not.

How does Whoppi Goldberg fit those long and thick dreadlocks under those wigs? :confused: Did y'all see the wig she sported in "Good Fences?" No way in hell she had dreads under there! Is she sporting fake dreads like Erykah Badu? Hmmmmmmmm.....

You know what RefinedDiva...you have some good questions girl! I was re-reading the last two pages or so...Inquiring minds wanna know! ;) :p

YOU KNOW!! :p Can a sista get at least ONE answer?

1. What is Darryl M. Bell (Ron Johnson on "A Different World") up to these days?

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2. Why can't I win the lottery?

3. Why does "The Practice" now come on Mondays?

4. Did MTV really have to do a "High School Week"?

5. Why do I still watch these old episodes of "The Cosby Show" like they just came out?

6. Why did they lock the DST info & Advice thread before I could post my reply, which was:

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LET'S HEAR IT FOR LADYGREEK!!!

Questions
 

How
Why
When
Who
Where
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA

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CT4, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me that picture is a fake or some sort of computer generated joke!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Wait, I had to repost. I looked at the picture....again.... LONG and HARD. It does look touched up. I hope it is touched up. I mean, I am not her biggest fan. Hell, I'm not a fan hardly at all, but DANG!!! I don't want the girl to be that UGLY!!

What's with that moustache? What is that razor bump looking stuff under her chin? What's the deal with those eyebrows? :eek: :eek: :eek:




I know one thing, I would LOVE to get the hookup with her make-up artist and hair stylist. If they make her look like that, I am sure that I can take over the world with my new look. I'm not even half as horrible as that BEFORE picture!

She look like Eddy Monster to me......................:rolleyes:

Has D'Angelo fell of the face of the earth? Or, am I out of the loop? I haven't heard anything from him in a few years.

Yeah, I agree. I mean to me the giveaway is the brows...they look WAY touched up. I think the mustache part and the underneath the eyes too.

Things that I still can't figure out?
 

Greetings Greeks (and any other Ladies and Gentlemen)

Momma didn't raise no fool, however, I am not a genius so sometimes (just sometimes) I can't figure some things out. So I ask others...

So I put my Ponderings down on paper (or on screen) and hope someone can answer them:)

Perhaps you have a few. Please feel free to add them.

Here we go.......

1) What was the purpose of Petey Pablo's appearance in Drumline?

2) Why was Kato Kaelin living with OJ in the first Place?

3) Is anybody serios about "American Juniors" besides the Parents?

4) What kind of women gets excited about a man (Scott Peterson)who is on trial for Killing his pregnant wife, so much so that she send him love notes and money in jail.

5) WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT FRIENDS AND SEINFELD!!!!

That's enough for now.... my head is starting to hurt again :confused:

Fraternally,

Considering that everyone remembers the episode of Good Times when JJ was working with the guys that sold drugs, I ask of you this:

Why didn't JJ stack his paper while he was "running numbers" and have a stash for a rainy day? When you're poop and you get our hands on that kind of cash, how can you not save? What was he spending the money on? :confused: