I have some questions
specific to my campus.
I'll ask strangers here.

I have no real life
So I pretend that I rushed
And write a fake tale

It is almost time.
Graduation is over;
time to ask questions.

Do they ask new ones?
No. They cannot do research.
They are too special.

I love the fall, though.
New members are exciting.
Let GC help you.

Read the stickies, please.
Better to remain silent
than to post stupid stuff.

How interesting.
I thought of bumping this thread
Just two days ago.

Everybody knows
what Knight_Shadow desires.
Moar Benson Titays!!!!!!

Great minds think alike.
Some threads should always be bumped.
Guess haiku is one.

Wow, Mister Vito
You hit the nail on the head
Bensons all around!

Forget Benson's jugs
I want to see Elliot
With his damn shirt off.

Special snowflake girls
Pretty perfect princesses
Our moms get us bids

Yes and Stabler vomit
Not what I wanted to see
In today's episode.

I truly enjoyed
Reading this amazing thread.
Thank you for the bump :)

Bump for Irish lake
Missed this on the first go-round
Should have done a search.:p

The amount of snark
in this particular thread
makes it the winner.

Worth my post failing
To read this gem of a thread
Thank you for the bump!

This thread is awesome
We need to share with newbies
read it and enjoy.

I'm kind of new here;
Developing thicker skin.
Trying to lay low.

This thread is the best!
It has jokes and no whining -
it makes me happy.

AARP Card
In mail - too old for rushing?
I think maybe not.

You are doing fine.
You understand sarcasm
Point in your favor.

We should be flattered.
PNMs think we read minds,
know why they failed.

Translations given
Now in poetic format
Yet still done for free

"This is my first post
You guys are doing it wrong
I'll fix it for you."

Summertime is here.
Some kids have nothing to do
But court rejectment.

Genius!:)

Time to write the recs.
Resumes, head shots and more.
Hope they all get bids.

What are my chances?
In my final semester.
Re-rushing again.

"Head shots" startled me
I thought of Call of Duty
That's fiance's fault

"Head shots" means pictures.
No dogs, boyfriends or weird stuff.
Don't be the dog girl.

I figured it out (;))
but now I am forced to ask
what is the dog girl???

Strange pictures abound.
Take a picture with your dog -
you will be dog girl.

Dog girl is better than
train tracks girl. Oh my gosh
girl lying on the tracks!

In the pic you use
The look you may think spells "cool"
Looks constipated.

Please ask a close friend
Who won't be afraid to say
"That is a hot mess."

Makeup tip for Rush:
When applying foundation
Blend well at jawline.

Before you flame me.
I know it's Recruitment now.
Syllable Problems.

Writing recs last night
picture of girl with her dog;
Dog girl once again.

Just so you all know
I will not use or send your
picture with a dog.

I want my rec girls
to have the best chance they can
to pledge a good group.

I want Gamma Phi
to have a great recruitment,
to get good members.

Best foot forward, girls.
You are more than your head shot.
But don't make it hard.

Sparkling wit and
charm, intelligence and more
don't show in picture.

Still, it's hard to avoid
the problems a bad picture
just might cause for you.

You need a picture
that looks like you really look.
Then, you can charm them.

This thread is so great
GC in haiku says all
Sometimes, you need snark

XYZ FOR MEEE!
Oh eff, all y'all can see this
I'll still be greek, right?

What I want to know:
Burning question, answer now -
What dog breed was it?

WIN!!!

'twas a terrier.
Must say, it was cute and all,
but dogs can not rush.

Pink-fur boa girl!
Your rush name will be "Bubbles"
And sisters will laugh.

Orange and purple-all!
Dress, bows, shoes, purse, hose; tell me,
What were you thinking?

BOWS? HOSE?!! Tell me no.
Matchy-matchy is not cool.
ORANGE AND PURPLE??!!!

See "Weird Rush Stories"
Early in the thread; we called
Her Batwoman. Aiiiii!

:(