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Why yes, I am going to continue the thread hijack.
On the bright side, I suppose there are worse false assumptions that one can make...Such as asking a woman, "When are you due?" when she's not pregnant, or addressing a person by Mr./Ms./Sir/Ma'am when they are a member of the OPPOSITE sex! :eek: (And no, I've never done either of those things, lol) |
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And it was more of a probablity thing too. My understanding...in my grandparents days it was rare for a black family to have a family pet, unless they were on a farm. |
I have pet fish. (I was confused about that one)
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I think mine is trying to die. |
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Sorry about your fish. |
Yeah, I do actually.
I think a better stereotype is: White people have lots and lots and lots of fish in one tank. Like, thousands of dollars worth of fish and equipment. |
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Ok to get back on topic, a friend of mine once asked me "Don't all the old women at your church wear those big, crazy hats?"
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/u...87/gramma1.jpg I mean, ok, so my grandma DOES fit the stereotype to a tee but still......... |
That I can't dance
Regional: I am from Utah, doesn't mean I am mormon or conservative Starbucks one is true and so is the fact that I love anything with Apple electronics |
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Maybe I'm not up on my stereotypes but more than half of these I can't place with a certain race.
I also had a hard time thinking up one of my own. Oh well. |
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i own a dry cleaning place.
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-That I KNOW how to dance. That is false lol I've cheered for 12 years and danced for 1 the only dancing I know how to do is dancing that has already been choreographed for me.
-That I must love Ramen Noodles, Kool-Aid and corn bead -My hair is long so it must be fake -That I only have an interest in politics because of President Obama (false, I've been following politics since I was in the 6th grade). |
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I'm laughing at "honkeys" being underlined by spellcheck. I'm allergic to fish as well. |
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Now this thread is educational.:D |
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Awesome But now hahahaha is mis spelled twice. |
I thought about this today..
Anyone ever heard the stereotype that black people can't swim? ("because" there were piranhas in the waters around Africa, which is also why we didn't flee from slavery. hm.) Anyway.. since, according to some of my friends, that's a stereotype, well.. I sure fit it. I swim as well as a the Titanic. |
^^^Yeah, I've heard that. Everyone in my family can swim, so we don't count I guess. :p
Okay, now I'm stereotyping, but I just know I'm right. My friend just called and said that the news just reported people selling MJ commemorative t-shirts outside the UCLA hospital. :mad: Something down in my SOUL tells me they're black. We are stereotyped as late for everything, can't turn in things on time, but whenever there's ANY sort of event (good or bad), t-shirts get printed up at the speed of light. The man ain't been dead but HOW MANY HOURS and you're already making $20 a pop? If it turns out they aren't black, I'll eat my words, but I can just FEEL it. :rolleyes: |
Black people and their t-shirts. If I ever die and someone puts my picture on a t-shirt, I will "haunt they asses"!
So I'm working at the mall at a jewelry kiosk. This man is gonna walk up with a shirt on that says "Free My Nigga Johnny"! I'm thinking to myself HELL NO! I hope he stays in jail for whatever it is he did! You should go too for that damn t-shirt! :mad: |
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What?! |
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Because black people only have Barack and MJ? I'm gonna need that person to do better. |
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And to christiangirl: there are bootleg concert/event shirts, and then there are "RIP my n**** Pookie from 145th and Amsterdam" shirts. I hate the hood tshirts! My mother has this oversized shirt of some dude named D-shawn that she wears to bed. Who is that ma? You don't know him! |
White people, though, make tee shirts for every single event - major or minor - that may even potentially occur. And we will buy and wear them whether we attended the thing or not (or even know what it was).
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My old roommate always wore his FREE LOS and FREE someone else shirts and they were always in his Facebook statuses..
Well maybe if the dumbasses weren't stealing stuff and dealing drugs, they wouldn't be in jail now, would they? I will be pissed if I'm ever on a RIP shirt. |
I hate that people think all Hispanics are fluent spanish speakers. Or that we all enjoy latin food.
And when I order my food in English at the drive-thru, I expect you to answer back in the same fucking language. |
My girlfriend has no ass.
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I swear, that's clip art of a SLB... |
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OMG! LMAOOOOOO |
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