My friend was molested by a manatee in Pensacola, she swore up and down it was a shark.

I had my kayak in Monterey Bay surrounded by sea otters.

More times than I can count I have either walked up on a moose, or have had my way blocked by one. They like to hang out in the parking lot or in front of entrances to buildings. Also when they cross the street they take their sweet time as they know they will bust up your car. Last summer while watching horror movies with my roommate at night we heard a rustling outside our first floor window. We opened the blinds and a mother and baby were less than a foot from us eating the shrubs. I was riding the campus shuttle and this moose came out of the trees, got hit and campus police had to come and shoot it in the head.

My exboyfriend was pantsed by a Musk Ox. He was jumping the fence and Samson came up and grabbed the back of his pants and refused to let go. He went over the fence in his boxers.

While hiking a mountain goat head butted my exboyfriend and chased him around.

We have had bears in the dumpsters more times than I am comfortable with. They really enjoy left over pizza and a combination of cheap beer. Stroh's, The Beast, Natty Ice, PBR, Kokanee, Hamms, and Miller High Life. One genius threw trash onto a bear and closed the top. Poor thing was confused and took a nap. Luckily this is a late summer fall thing, except they are quite hungry, confused in angry if they wake up during winter.

A bat got in my hair at the Shasta caverns.

My brother was attacked by a swan at Golden Gate Park and it took off with his shoe. He also had a sea gull at the SF Zoo swoop down and take his hot dog right out of the bun.

I have plenty of two legged wildlife stories...haha.