I'm on a Didion kick...and waiting for the folks to get ready to drink:

Slouching towards Orgasm
Where I Orgasm From
The Year of Magical Orgasms
Political Orgasms
The Last Orgasm he Wanted (LOL!)
A Book of Common Orgasm
Play it as it Orgasms (ewww)

Who remembers the novels of Lois Duncan?

Killing Mr. Orgasm
Down a Dark Orgasm
Orgasm of Fear
Orgasms of Eve
The Third Orgasm
Locked in Orgasm

Barack Obama- The Orgasm of Hope
Dan Brown- The Da Vinci Orgasm
Dan Brown- Angels & Orgasms
Margaret Atwood- The Blind Orgasm or The Orgasm Assassin (i couldn't decide which was funnier)

I can't bring myself to do it, but Dr. Seuss would have some interesting titles...

Allow me...

"Oh, the Places You'll Orgasm!"
"The Orgasm in the Hat"
"Green Eggs and Orgasm"
"Go Orgasm, Go!"
"Horton Hears A(n) Orgasm"
"The Grinch Who Stole Orgasm(s)"

niice def. made me giggle

lord of the Orgasm:

Fellowship of the Orgasm
The Two Orgasms
Return of the Orgasm

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The Wizard of Orgasm

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Interview with the Orgasm
The Vampire Orgasm
Memnoch the Orgasm
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Hunt for the Red Orgasm
Orgasm Games

You Di - N't! I will never be able to read Orgasm on Pop again in the same way

E Lynn Harris - Just As I Orgasm
E Lynn Harris - And This Orgasm Shall Pass
E Lynn Harris - Orgasm With Me
Oscar Wilde - The Orgasm of Dorian Gray
Charles Dickens - A Christmas Orgasm
Charles Dickens - Great Orgasms or Oragasm Expectations
Joseph Congrad (I hate him still) - Orgasm of Darkness
Alice Walker - The Color Orgasm
J California Cooper - In Search of Orgasm

Christmas Books

Rudolph the Red Nose Orgasm
'Twas the Night before Orgasm
How the Orgasm Stole Christmas
The Orgasm Express
Madeline's Orgasm

Agatha Christie

Murder on the Orgasm Express
Sleeping Orgasm
By the Pricking of my Orgasm
A Caribbean Orgasm
The Orgasm Cracked from Side to Side
Orgasm Among the Pigeons
Dead Man's Orgasm
Destination Orgasm
Orgasm Cyanide
Orgasm Comes as the End
And Then there were Orgasms
Orgasm is Easy

The Classics

Orgasmic Expectations

Orgasm and Peace

The Illiad and the Orgasm

Herman Melville's Orgasmic Dick

One Hundred Years of Orgasms

F Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Orgasm

Invisible Orgasm

Portrait of an Orgasm

The Scarlet orgasm

Arthur Miller - Death of a(n) Orgasm

Pat Frank - Alas, Orgasm

Sue Monk Kidd

The Secret Life of Orgasms
The Orgasm Chair

and yes...these count as books


Star Wars: The Phantom Orgasm

Star Wars: Attack of the Orgasms

Star Wars: Revenge of the Orgasm

Star Wars: A New Orgasm

Star Wars: The Orgasm Strikes Back

Star Wars: Return of the Orgasm