im gonna go with:

hullabaloo
cockamamie
shenanigans
hogwash

and of the great Quagmire, giggety-goo always makes for a good laugh

titmouse
GERD

hoodwinked
flabbergasted or flummoxed
fucktard - and the variants ;)
"Youth In Asia" = euthanasia

Any malapropism--such as "leveraging" a written report (meaning to copy it).

Consanguinity

Hehe, there's a section of my town called Guyandotte.
Kiosk
Dirigibles
Ampersand

Rudey (he was so funny):p

feasibility
(but only because "fis" (fee-ss) means fart in Norwegian...fartability!)

today in science class, the kids had to read about a "nugget"
and i couldn't keep a straight face, i kept thinking about "butt nugget"

dickfarmer
twat

Tramp Team, in reference to the US Trampoline Squad

as in start of menstruation or plural of men? :p

pulsating
abbreviation (such a long word for what it is)

ditto to
boobies (breast feeding = boob juice)
blue footed boobie! :)

turd cutter
turd burglar
douchebaggery

Panties
Phalanges
supple

kalamata

chamois

penal colony

tentacles

spam

French word for hippopotamus ==> hippopotame

Phlegm
Perturbed

kinda in the same was the word lisp has an "s" in it