Hi newbie. In the Mr. Scorpio episode, Homer transfers to a town that is run by Scorpios company. It is a new job for homer but by the end of the show, Homer goes back to work for burns. It is funny stuff though.

*bart and lisa sitting in front of santa's little helper's doghouse*
homer: "t.v. broke?"
bart: "no, there's a badger in there."
homer: "badger my ass, it's probably milhouse"

I know this is a really old thread, but I was watching a re-run last night and it was the one where Homer gets the heart transplant and the doctor is trying to remember how to make an incision and it shows him at a toga party at Sigma Chi. It was a funny episode even though it showed greeks in a negative light, well college kids in a negative light! :)

One of my favorite episodes though is the one where Bart calls the foreign country and asks which way their toilet flushed! And they were on hold forever, like the whole episode. That cracked me up! And the one where they go to Brazil is pretty funny too.


My absolute fav is the one where they go on Spring Break and Homer sings on stage with Kid Rock. Hilarious! haha

Love the Simpsons. Some favorite episodes:

* The nuclear power plant strike:
"Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan..."

"Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"

* The Lord of the Flies Parody
"Go grapefruit!"
"Go orange!"
"Go banana!"

* The Chili Cookoff
"Wait a minute! Dogs can't speak!"
Bark!
"Damn straight!"

* Halloween episodes
"No tv and no beer makes Homer go something something"

"Television - teacher, mother, secret lover."


Way too many good episodes to list. :cool: :D

I can't wait until the full DVD collection comes out. ;)

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MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS WHEN HOMER THINKS THAT HE IS DYING AFTER EATING SUSHI. IT WAS HYSTERICAL WHEN HE COMPLETES HIS "THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE" LIST.

"Duffman says a lot of things . . . oh yeah."

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Its a nonsence lyric. Like rama lama ding dong or give peace a chance.

Medical marijuanna can help whether you have glaucoma or just rented the matrix.

No one mentioned the Lalapalooza episode! That cracks me up every time.

Duffman is great, too. "Duffman...can't breathe!" My brother says that all the time for no reason.

I loved the one where Bart became friends with the cowboy, and playing cowboys became cool. One of my favorie Ralph quotes was in that: "I'm a gulch!" LOL

Homer Simpson is the #2 greatest cartoon character of all time, according to TV Guide. Bugs Bunny beat him to take the #1 spot.

*doo doo doo*

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I would have to say they are all hilarious, I love Homer! The one where he and the guys drive through the school and trash it is great and the kids end up getting a curfew....the scene where Lisa asks him what did he do the night before and it cuts to him imagining a black and white silent film where it shows him going to the bar to "wet his whistle", and then it it shows "SCENE MISSING" and then cuts back to Homer dancing naked around the May pole, and then another "SCENE MISSING" is HILARIOUS!!!! I love that part!:D

So many good ones...

One of my FAVORITE episodes has to be the one with John Waters. It's the one where Homer says the greatest saying:

"You know me Marge-I like my beer cold, my T.V. loud, and my homosexuals Flaming!!!" Then he takes Bart to the gay steel mill-it's just great!:D

So many good ones...

One of my FAVORITE episodes has to be the one with John Waters. It's the one where Homer says the greatest saying:

"You know me Marge-I like my beer cold, my T.V. loud, and my homosexuals Flaming!!!" Then he takes Bart to the gay steel mill-it's just great!:D

One of my favorite episodes is Homer goes to the mental institution and meets Michael Jackson who helps Bart write a song for Lisa's birthday. :D