Chuck, your recruitment story roundhouse-kicks ass!

Comedy, Suspense, Western...this thread has it all
 

Two thumbs up! I have my popcorn and I'm waiting on the next round. Let the battle to begin!

Best recruitment thread EVER!

Best thing I've ever seen on the internet.

Ever.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

God, you guys, you are totally going to freak him out and make him worry that he'll be found out and then he'll get cut from all his favorite houses. And then maybe he won't want to finish his story. Don't ruin the fun for the rest of us, just back off!

I want to see what craft projects Chuck does for Philanthropy Day.

Just make sure all the pointy scissors are put away...

Chuck -- do you have a white dress all picked out and ironed for Prefs???

I am strongly rooting for ZTA. How kickass would it be to have Chuck Norris as a sorority sister??

I'm bummed there's no Gamma Phi chapter - Chuck would look GREAT in brown and mode!

I know! I wish there was an Alpha Phi chapter at Chuck's school, cause Chuck would be a great asset!!

You never know ep... if this recruitment thing doesn't work out, Chuck may have to look at colonizing!

If the recruitment thing doesn't work out, there's always ..........AI!

I think this is a thread my husband would actually read (after I forced him to look, of course.) He has been known to spout Chuck-isms. HILARIOUS! Can we sticky this thread?

Epchick, how can you say that Chuck would make a great sister? Do you know Chuck personally? Chuck may be the sweetest little thing and an asset to any chapter, but unless you know Chuck IRL, aren't you just getting his...her...Chuck's hopes up? Have you even seen Chuck's full-body 5X7 portrait? After all, Chuck is most likely rushing at a Texas school and it won't do any good for you to be blowing sunshine up Chuck's a** this way.

Chuck are the other PNMs trying to buddy up to you? Maybe you can tell us what you wrote in your recs. Please!!

I hope Chucks future sorority has weapons!!