"If she were Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her."

"I want to Stalk her"

(need the lyrics to this)

Motherfaulk that.....LOL

I can't stop laughing at that one. Just hit the DVR record so it will record the last hour. Then I can sit and transcribe that song for us. Too funny

Star Wars gal was just freaky.

Chest waxed man.. OMG!

Leia doesn't need a makeover....she needs an overhaul


A new hyper drive some twin quad cannons and a bubble gun in the back and she may be 1/2 way decent....

Milo

No Sex Allowed
I’m sittin around minding my biz
Something’s wrong and I don’t know what it is
My girl comes around, she’s an Oedipus Rex
She starts playing with me all she wants is sex
But take it from me hear what I say
I don’t need that there’s a better way
So I promise her love as she sings along
Cuz sex is weak and love is strong

No sex allowed
I don’t want to be part of your crowd
No sex allowed
If you don’t like it get out of town

can we get the lyrics to the stalking song too??

Are you sure? It sounds like he's saying "Oedipus Rex." :p

Give me a few minutes to transcribe.. sheesh! (feel free to make corrections.. hard to hear at times)

Stalker song

There is this girl I know I follow her around
She doesn’t notice me it really gets me down
I broke into her house when she wasn’t there
Took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear
I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her

I’m not much of a talker
So I guess that I’ll just stalk her
And I’ll just stalk her
If she were a doggie, I would walk her
If she were a blackboard I would chalk her
If I were columbo I’d Peter Falk her
But she's not so I’ll just stalk her

If she were at bat with a guy on first, I’d balk her
If she were Willona from Good Times I’d be Jimmie Walker
If she were a bathtub I would caulk her

And then Simon made him stop and leave...lol

You're right, I'll correct it in the lyrics post!

THANK YOU!

That is arguably one of the best songs I've ever heard.

Which one? No Sex Allowed or the Stalker Song?


I gotta say, I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time.

OK.. I watched.. bits and pieces.

That Stalking song was hilarious... I guess I missed the "No Sex Allowed" song.

Interesting!

Both.

I was originally thinking "No Sex Allowed," but then I saw the Stalker Song again and couldn't help but laugh at the new levels of creepy that I hadn't noticed the first time. My fiance is worried that his crazy ex-girlfriend will hear it though and get ideas, haha.