I'm still hearing....

you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex

you can't get pregnant if you jump and/or douche after sex


and my favorite: if you use a tampon, you are not a virgin.


DS, the fourth one is true for some women.

^^^^ call me a pervert....

No, I know we have 3 holes, my friends were shocked and thought girls got their periods and peed from the same one.

I don't know about yeast infections, but I am actually allergic to nonoxynol-9 (the spermicidal lubricant used on some condoms) and anytime I've had a partner use one of those condoms, I've gotten a urinary tract infection. This has happened to my sister (biological) as well, and she is also allergic.

By using extremely creative methods, pregancy can result from oral sex. Allow me to illustrate with this ridiculous, but true, anecdote.

****names have been changed to protect the guilty****


A young woman named Brooke Lynne was madly in love with her devoted boyfriend named Manhattan. One day, a girl named Harlem claimed to be pregnant with Manhattan's child and he, of course, denied it. After some bullying, Manhattan admitted to receiving oral sex from Harlem, but denied getting her pregnant. When Brooke asked why on earth she should believe him, he replied "Well, I'm not saying she's that devious, but all I know is that, when it over, she went to the bathroom and her mouth was full." Though she was heartbroken, Brooke tried to make amends with Harlem, saying that she wouldn't believe such a ridiculous lie. Surprisingly, instead of appreciating Brooke's belief in her, Harlem bristled and declared, "Hey, it doesn't matter how I got pregnant, the fact is that I am and it's Harlem's. Don't worry about how it happened!"

This, ladies and gentleman, is why it is possible to get pregant from oral sex alone. And why I am ashamed to actually know these people. :rolleyes:

Ummm....wow.

I guess it should have read:

-You can't get pregnant from swallowing...

. . . and since this is the only way you should ever have oral, it should follow that you can't get pregnant. Right?

That would be the logical conclusion...although I honestly don't have much experience in that department.:cool:

Why do you give your friends porn star names?

Just trying to complete the effect?

soo nasty:eek:

I'm guessing that "Harlem" got creative in the bathroom. :eek: Scary.

:confused: I'm not really familiar with the naming of porn stars, so I'll take your word for it. If it makes you uncomfortable, you can call them Orange, Lemon, and Apple if you like.

The whole thing was crazy. Every now and then, I do wonder how that kid's doing, though.

the dumbest thing i was ever told about sex/relationships is that girls like nice guys.

What if you were allergic to MDMA/ amphetamines? you might say it's impossible to slip someone some X but is it just X that it's so hard to give someone? (i actually am curious, b/c of the taste, unable to breakdown in drinks, etc?) what if you gave it to someone and told them it was something else, that doesn't seem to hard.
(I've been drugged before. I had one beer. I blacked out and almost choked on my own vomit. I had no idea what was going, thank god my friends were there, so I'm a little defensive when it comes to saying that its "impossible" to give someone anything. )

And you can die from taking these drugs, you might have a reaction to the mdma or amphetamines.
University of utah
but also here:
so maybe his post isn't all that stupid.

ETA: these were the most "credible" sites i could find for the time being.

I actually did that when I was younger....

Yeah, just like you can't get genital herpes by recieving oral from a guy with cold sores. right.


The vagina is a self cleaning organ....so, yeah. Not gonna happen.

Anatomical virginity--I would say yes. Actual, like for real "I've had sex" virginity--I don't think so.

Hey, seems logical to me too. :p