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Little Johnny Strikes Again
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a cute baby you have. The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision. " "That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he needed glasses." |
Myspace and facebook meet for the first time
romeo and juliet reenacted by contemporary college kids the lost diaries of your stuffed animals train of thought on a long car ride i have more... but i dug through the archives for these today... and i dont' want to put them all in one place :) |
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Ok this one is just freaking hysterical. Bunch of metro guys getting bashed.
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wok it out
ok, this is my friend jake and his rich white boy friends doing a parody of UNK's "walk it out".... So funny and this is him doing standup: part 1 part 2 part 3 I thought it was amusing plus he's like my little bro, wanted to know what you guys thought of it, him and his friends have been featured on collegehumor and a few other big sites. |
Wow, I tried this type of post several times and it got deleted.
Congratualtions on getting it on and not deleted! Just guess that did show how small some people were/are!:D |
That's because this thread is FUNNY....not your sexist, racist junk mail.:rolleyes::rolleyes:
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Did not see anything any different from some of the things that I passed along! Your normal dissertation of Self Rightiousness?;:eek:) Oh you are to funny!;) |
Is this OKAY?
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Costco when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." "The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she' s wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.":D |
and how is that funny?
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:::throws huge ass tomatoes at Tom:::
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! get off the stage! |
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He so does not want to look for his wife!:rolleyes: God you are so-- |
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Oh, Vulgar!:mad: Never mind!:( |
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