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AlphaFrog 06-02-2006 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker
I'm a popular sorority girl (I know, redundant). I have so many friends and so many invitations to parties and clubs. How ever do I choose? My time is precious, so I can't waste my time going to uncool clubs or parties. But sometimes, there's like two or three cool parties in one night. What do I do then?
It's called party hopping!! But you have to prioritize. You decided which is the absolute coolest, and you save them for last (because all the other really super popular people don't show up until late either!).

mulattogyrl 06-02-2006 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
I have a problem making up words, i.e. upside downed.

Wow, I thought I was the only one with this problem. I use words like jerkamole, lady-ish, and happyosity, and it makes my daughter laugh. Why does she laugh at me? :(

PerfectVerse06 06-02-2006 03:46 PM

http://webpages.ull.es/users/aruiz/T...tury%20Fox.JPG

*boom boom, boom boom, dllllllll boom boom, duh dunna duuuu duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duhh dunanananaaaaaa dunannaaaa duh duh dunaaaaaa duh dunanaaaa duh duh dunaaaaa duh duh dunaaaaaahhhhhhhhh*

TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX & GREEK CHAT FILMS

IN ASSOCIATION WITH PERFECTVERSE PRODUCTIONS PRESENT...

The Most Anticipated Film of the Year


THE FAKE PROBLEMS SOCIETY



FEATURING A STAR-STUDDED ENSEMBLE CAST THAT INCLUDES:

Valkyrie
AlphaFrog
Mulattogyrl
AXiD670
Munchkin03
amycat412
FeeFee
CrimsonTide4
KLPDaisy
Dionysus
Sister Havana
ADqtPiMel
JocelynC
SOPi_Jawbreaker

A SPECIAL GUEST STAR APPERANCE BY PERFECTVERSE

AND MANY MORE….




BASED ON A TRUE STORY

In a world where petite women’s needs are often ignored, a place that allows people to congregate and complain about problems that aren’t really troubles becomes necessary for survival. Valkyrie stars as the innovator who would create the social order known as the Fake Problem Society. Watch as the members of this society struggle with issues such as which hot party to attend, where they should spend outrageous amounts of money, which hot guy to date, and where to go while on a lavish month-long vacation. Your heart will melt when you learn of all the horrific things these women have had to deal with.

The New York Times gives this film 5 stars, and then felt bad about having the power to rate films and influence others on the quality of motion pictures. The Film Critic who reviewed "The Fake Problems Society" realized that he was wrong for working at his dream job and eventually quit. After the Film Critic quit, the owners of the New York Times soon learned the error of their ways and shut down the paper because it was one of the most read publications in the world.

Proceeds from the ticket sales for this film will go to support Taualumna’s quest to find clothes to fit her petite frame. MAKE A DIFFERENCE, AND THEN FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF FOR HELPING OTHERS.

CATCH THIS BREATH-TAKING STORY AT A THEATER NEAR YOU, THEN FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF FOR HAVING THE TIME AND MONEY TO SPEND ON GOING TO SEE A MOVIE!

:cool:

CrimsonTide4 06-02-2006 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by mulattogyrl
Wow, I thought I was the only one with this problem. I use words like jerkamole, lady-ish, and happyosity, and it makes my daughter laugh. Why does she laugh at me? :(
The lack of 2 ________ :p

mulattogyrl 06-02-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
The lack of 2 ________ :p
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

mulattogyrl 06-02-2006 03:50 PM

DAMMMITTTT PV06 is a certified FOOL!!!!

valkyrie 06-02-2006 03:54 PM

PV06, I love you more than life itself. Together, you and I can make a real difference! After seeing your groundbreaking movie, women and girls the world over will unite and climb to the tops of their desks, bars, or tables at fancy restaurants and like the boys before them in Dead Poets Society, declare:

OH FAKE PROBLEMS MY FAKE PROBLEMS!

Carpe diem, girls. Or, um, how do you say "Sieze the fake problems!" in Latin? I studied it in high school but was too busy flirting with football players to pay attention in class. Gosh darn it, I've had such a troubled past.

adpiucf 06-02-2006 03:56 PM

Fake problem of the day: I just read this one FOR REAL on lawschooldiscussion.org

Oh I just took a practice LSAT and I got a 180. I am so afraid to take another because I think if my score goes down it will shake my confidence.

<<beats head against the wall>>

Munchkin03 06-02-2006 04:11 PM

If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

SOPi_Jawbreaker 06-02-2006 04:13 PM

PV06, you are killing me over here. Between this thread and the other thread, I can't breath anymore. Somebody better send a paramedic to do CPR...preferably a hot one. ;)

CrimsonTide4 06-02-2006 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Munchkin03
If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

CTFU!!!!!

tunatartare 06-02-2006 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munchkin03
If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

LMAO

PerfectVerse06 06-02-2006 04:22 PM

Valkyrie, my muse!!!

:)

We MUST take our story to Broadway. "Fake Problems Society-The Musical"!!!!

We can make sure the theater has a section for the little people, so they can see the stage. And sell t-shirts, but we have to make sure they fit the petite folks out there. Don't want them boy-cotting the play or anything like that.

We're going to be filthy rich, and it's going to be awful.

:(


@Munchkin03, would you like to contribute that song to the 'Fake Problems Society' soundtrack? LOL!!!

amycat412 06-02-2006 04:24 PM

HEH GC has not been this much fun in a long time. ;)

PV6, I know an agent we can use to get the most money possible out of your fine cinematic productions.

He is one of my fake problems, see he loves me so muvch I just don't know what to do. heh

FeeFee 06-02-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munchkin03
If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

CTHU
CTHU
CTHU


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