Re: Re: Re: Here I go.......
 

No, this thread is for that! You're right. It needed to be said.

Re: Here I go.......
 

Oooooooh WEE!!!

This post deserves a sammich, chips, and a tall glass of red Kool-Aid!

Tell 'em why you mad!

:o

Re: Re: Here I go.......
 

Thanks for the sammich, Kool-Aid and chips. :D I'mma need it after opening a can of whoop azz on this girl.

But the reason I'm mad is that her son hits, punches and spits on me EVERY DAYUM DAY, and that $h!t does NOT tickle. That is NOT something I'm willing to tolerate, especially when he hits me in the face. So since said stank wench doesn't want anyone putting their hands on her chile, she can either expect an azz whooping with mine pimp stick or I can totally ignore his presence, which doesn't work for the first few minutes he hits and spits on me. I'm so proud of myself that I haven't gone and thrown this chile against a wall or something. I, being very heavy-handed, choose to ignore him and not hit him. I know I'd do him some SERIOUS bodily harm.

My mother says that this is just a phase he's going through, but how long is this phase gonna last? He doesn't do this to my mother or his mother, but he does it to me. Go figure. :rolleyes:

I agree with Bernie Mac - If he is grown enough to hit you he grown enough to get hit back (Kings of Comedy, not verbatim but you get my drift).

Kick Momma's Azz

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Yeah, you need to have a lil talk with your sister, and if talking doesn't work there's always http://www.websitegoodies.com/smilie...ghting0078.gif and http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-...3/beatdown.gif.

dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

I feel ya sunshine. I work at a high school, and I tell the kids all the time---"If ya hit me on purpose or by accident please know that I will straight up FIGHT a kid." I don't give a dayum! I don't play wit kids like that. Phase my @ss!

Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You know how long I haven't heard dat word. Frat you are straight hood.:D

***what ni99a, you want some? Come phase my @$$ then, b%$ch! Come do it!!***

Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Can we get a definition please? For those who don't know...

Re: Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Yes, inquiring minds would like to know what that means.

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/chores033.gif

2 the MRI Tech yesterday: Ok I know you said that I wouldn't feel anything, but when I started to scream for help that should have been a sign that something was wrong. And how in the hell are you gonna tell me that the pain is all in my mind. The fact that your got-dang machine was electrocuting me should have concerned you more. So what if I scared your other patients, better that then for them to get up on there and get what I got. I ain’t ever said this before, but I wish I was a chick so I could slap the skin off of you and not feel bad about it.* And "Yo querdo Taco Bell" too b%$ch or whatever you said in spanish when I left.

*Marquise under no circumstances condones hitting women. Unless done by another woman, who is hopefully attractive and slathered in chocolate pudding.


2 the my parents: Y'all are supposed to be my parents. So why do y'all ask me for money every week? Why do you depend on me to get your light bill paid for? I'm still your child. If I was a dumb one you would still be taking care of me. Ma, I don't appreciate the fact that you have my pay period memorized and tear the corners of my bank statement envelopes to see how much I deposited. Dad, don't give me the, "let me hold something..." line again. That's what bank accounts are for. They hold my money, so people like y'all can't get a hold of it.

Re: Re: Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Phase- a term commonly used in the sentence “phase my ass”, by persons from the “hood” (see ghetto) or those from the south (especially FL). To phase means to fight, attack, or maim an individual. Phasing is generally a black thing. Phasing cannot occur unless both individuals know how to “throw their sets up”.

See KAPPAtivating for details.

Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Girl, pop his little hands. Bad kids are not cute. They cut the fool in public and are little menaces to other kids. If you dont smack your sister up, someone else will because her son done hit someone elses kid.

*LOL*

That reminds me of the episode of Night Court ("A Day in the Life") where the elderly prostitute defendant who was selling herself at her retirement home said, "Sometimes I do it for pudding", whereby Dan promptly replied, "Sometimes I do it IN pudding."

Speaking of the above, I can only fantasize about Skee and Nonchalant being oiled up and duking it out in a ring. Whoa Nellie! :D. That would be one heckuva catfight, lemme tell you. Either that or them being in business attire duking it out ala the old TV show Dynasty. Which reminds me of a website that has capitalized off that very concept that I visited from time to time.

Anyhow, carry on...