Church of $cientology. (ETA: Altogether now, Church of Scientology.)

I swear, Rudey, that picture creeps me out even more than the usual picture of Tom "Mr. Clean" Cruise.

BANG

Tom Cruise used to be so hot and now he is just CREEEEEEEEPY!

Look at their hands people. Look at their grins. The way they're touching each other's hands is not normal.

Either Kanye is holding Tom's thumb or Tom is doing that thing where you kiss a girl's hand to Kanye. Just look at that. You can't explain that any other way.

-Rudey

They are certainly staring longingly into each other's eyes.

He and Michael need to start a club. Michael is not just a client but the president too.

Tom: Was last night as good for you as it was for me?
Kanye: Yes, Big Daddy. Yeeeee haaaaaaaa
Tom: You big silly. :D

I really thought this thread would make me mad but acutally I can't stop LMAO!:D :D

Followed by an uncomfortable moment where they apparently rub each other's palms.

"Tom kisses Kanye's hands as he smiles a smile only the two of them can understand. Behind those Yves Saint Laurent sunglasses, Kanye's eyes tear up with joy. Both of them hold on tightly to the microphones as a reminder of the night before."

-Rudey
--That was the AP quote below the picture...no kidding.

Which is worse?
 

Or maybe basketball players gone wild?

http://espn-att.starwave.com/photo/2...lebron_412.jpg


http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/2647/kobegay5hl.jpg

But nothing is worse than this:

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/ozz...ssingagain.jpg

P.S. Rudey, I'm still alive. Thanks for caring.

Absolutely HILARIOUS ^ ^

Rudey, this is for you
 

I just saw this on AllHipHop.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf7SxyuHFOA

Re: Rudey, this is for you
 

What the hayle. Just what the hayle.

Re: Re: Rudey, this is for you
 

You know his dancing is the hotness. LOL