Needless to say, your venti sized post qualifies you for banning by the Funny club today.

-Rudey
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I just figured out why "they" havta use these phrases:

They play way too much Xbox Halo 1 and 2... And if you know how those games go:

Well, I'm the Master Seargent and "I need a weapon..."

Dayum right, it's bedda than yahs... ;)

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Dayum right, it's bedda than yahs
I could teach you, but I'd have to chaage.......:D

"To make a long story short..." because, by the time someone has said this, they have already made the story much longer than it needed to be by giving all kinds of unnecessary details and going off on tangents.

In my world, that's right up there with "I don't mean to be rude"

agreed. snaps fingers. cosign.


muthafuck the cosign son! i hate that too

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That is one of the most stupid and annoying things I've ever encountered. OMGPOPCORN?!!! WTF?

i think its kinda funny...

but i wouldnt ever do it.

how bout the often used "i'm not greek, but i feel i need to comment on this anyway..." disclaimers, which then turn into freaking theses?

(i can say this cause i been there done that)

There's also--

--anything related to azure blue catsuits.

--people pretending to spit out food on the screen. ewwww.

Yeah, people should get busted in the virtual mouf for writing dumb shit like that - I get it, it's drama, which is marginally connected to movies, which is inextricably tied to popcorn. Thanks, retard - get stabbed.