If dude had game, he would not have any thing in writing... The heffa woulda done all that chit anyways and he'd put that thoroughbred on the track the next day... 'Cuz it sounds like he wants a hoe and a housewife... Confusing the two is a dangerous mix, but hey, dude ain't got game if he is a pedophile...

He's a wannabe pimp and cain't slang it. So to me, his stuff is an inch and he needs a strap-on for help.

That's what I was thinking!!!

I wonder if he whipped out a tape measure to make sure it was 1/3 of an inch.....

Sick punk bastard probably did because his stuff ain't that much to count to begin with...

it looks like he wrote this in 7th grade

Really OP...is that kind of stuff what crossed your 7th grade mind?

There are some real sick people out there. *shakes head*

This "contract" cannot have come out of the blue. He's probably been abusing her all along (emotionally, if not physically/sexually). He allegedly kidnapped her.

I hope his wife took the kids and got away from that sick man. Perhaps she could leave him a blow-up doll as a parting gift. He certainly seems to think of her as little more than an animated blow-up doll...

As long as the blowup doll is clean shaven, thigh-highs and garters only. OH, and she doesn't get GBP's either.

Some of it. I only read like halfway through the first page though.

What's a GBP??? Gang bang pardon? Party?

On the 2nd or 3rd page he talks about her being able to earn "Good Behavior Points" for days off of doing whatever he demands. She can also loose GBP's for not doing something he commanded, or doing something he didn't command, or not doing something she didn't think he wanted her to do, but he really wanted her to do it, but she didn't do it because she thought he wouldn't want it...you get the idea. Let's just put it this way...there are alot more oppertunites to loose them then gain them. And it also says that if she runs out, he handcuffs her to the bed and does whatever he wants until she becomes compliant again. He's sick.

Let's see....

Thread where topic is debated and a new insult/in joke is created....check.

Multiple threads having nothing to do with original topic where insult/in joke is referenced.....check.

Fake user name "creatively" created to continue joke and spread it to more threads....check.

So lets see, the next step in the GC timeline is for your buddies to create accompanying user names and spam the board with humorless jokes and discussions that waste time, bandwith, and I'd venture to say what little creativity you have. Let me know when we get to the final step of the timeline, where you people decide that you've had enough fun at someone's expense and move on to a new handbag discussion thread.

this entire thing is stupid, I'm going home now.

Every Saturday, you are to use the Wall clippers with a guard no greater than 1/2", and then present yourself to me for a measurement checks.



That's the one that had me laughing the hardest that someone is actually this pathetic to make someone do this & that someone would be stupid enough to follow these rules.

I went to KCCI, the Des Moines CBS affiliate, I found this story....
Link to KCCI story from 2/7

According to their report, she never actually signed the contract. I wonder how long after they got married that he presented this contract.

The scary thing is, I can totally imagine an ex-boyfriend of mine dreaming up something like this...