I really would love to tell some of my coworkers to go sit your "Monkey Ass down" and stop with the foolishness. Some grown adults act worse that the students.

Serioussigma22:rolleyes:

you can kiss my big yellow hiney. It is NOT my fault this mess fell through the cracks.

PHONE 1ST!!!
If you are late, then whose fault is it!
SO SORRY!! You have to go to the end of the schedule book (I am now scheduling in October!!)

Are you slow?
Do you have an IEP?
Sit down and let me make one up for you.

i'd love to tell my department chair " stop laughing at everything you say, you are not funny" (she laughs like very two seconds trying to act like she's likeable or warm and fuzzy)

i'd love to tell some of my girl students to stop flirting with me, i'm still going to give them a D at the end of the semester if they don't do the work.

Sorhor Ninjapoodle,

Too funny!

Serioussigma22:cool:

this is pretty sad but it definitely applies to where i work...

"can't we all just get along??" :confused:

I'd love to stand on my desk and scream

"Stop walking off with my damn pens!!!! I have to walk to the supply room and get things for my desk just like everyone else, you should do the same!" And PLEASE stop taking my sticky pads without asking! Geez! :mad:

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Sure, I get how you might say that he might be better than me even though I have been here longer - but 40% better than me?!?

I'm well aware that you think I'm too nice for this office, and I finally agree - I quit.

BTW, I will be filing a complaint with the Labor Board on oh, so many grounds.