Re: Will Smith
 

This thread is not about that. There is nothing to work out.
This thread is about slapping celebrities, that's it.

I would like to slap Puffy too - Can he PLEASE let Biggie rest in peace. Why are you recycling his hits?

His only real cash cow these days I guess since we all know that the female band is not going to last. No one stays with Shiddy. Folks sue to get out of a contract with him too much.

Flava Flav ~ for the show; get back in the studio and make music

50 Cent-for making a movie and nobody understand what the heck he is saying

V. Fox-you my gurl...but why 50 cent?

T. McMillan-love your books, but your husband had to have given a sign or two about his "sexual identity crisis".

M. Vick-for not learning from the mistakes of other atheletes
(3 slaps for this nutt, 1-for stepping on the players leg and calling it an accident, 2-words ain't never hurt nobody, so why the gun incident, 3-for just being plain "ignant":confused:

50 cent. U. R. Not all that and a bag of chips.
Ashlee Simpson. I hope you save some money
Jessica Simpson. See your sister

Flava Flav - for continually engaging in coonery on VH1

Paul Wall - for popularizing the phrase 'What it do'

Master P - for attempting to do the 'ghetto cha cha' on national TV

Bow Wow - 'Fresh Azimiz' (fresh as i'm is)-->spelling/grammar

Mary J. Blige - for ranting at the Vibe awards while looking like a horse jockey

Vibe (MiMi Valdes) - for putting that Klingon looking pic of Mary J on the cover

Keshia Cole - the two tone hair is not the business

JayZ - for implying that he was 'passing the torch' to Memph Bleek

Jeezy - for this ridiculous, demonic snowman image

50 Cent - It's guerilla, not gorilla. Black folks are walking around wearing shirts referencing primates, this is not a good look. (sorry if this offends anyone)

Mike Jones - I really hate that I have his phone number memorized and have considered calling just for the hec of it several times.

That is all for now.

not all are celebrities:

Marion Barry: for getting busted for cocaine...again...

Chuck Brown: for that gawd awful DC lotto commerical & your gold grill...:o

Pat Robertson: for just being allowed to speak

Bush: see above

Angelina & Brad: for doing the doo & knowing you were doing the doo, but lying about doing the doo, even though you knew we knew you all was doing the doo

Brittney & Kevin: just because

J-Ho: the Liz Taylor wanna be of marriage

Eminem: just cuz I don't like him...:mad:

Denzel: only if it's true you left your wife for Sanaa...who may or may not be pregnant with your love child. If it's not true, then no slapping...:D

just one more slap please
 

I would like to give an old school Big Momma slap to whoever came up with the Stop Snitching Campaign and decided it was good enough to go on a t shirt

BLAKDIAMOND_2, I have to disagree with the above:o
There is something sexy about that multiple bullet wound body of his:p :D

True, if he wouldn't mind wearing a paper bag to cover that cro-magnon, missing a chromosome face of his. :D

I would like to issue a slap to the Tom Joyner Morning crew. The shucking and jiving jokes after the little known Black history moment is never "cute." :mad:

^5 to EVERYONE listed above. Double slaps to:

"Big Tigga" for playing with teeny-boppers on TV. When i was in HIGH SCHOOL you were old. and that was 10 years ago.

MJB for wearing that french braid wrapped around her head. girl, you are too fly and fashionable for that. stopit. now!

I would like to send a CYBER "GIRL SHUTCHO MOUF AND GET LOW" to Ms. Lady like for the above underlined.

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flatlined:o

Where did you hear about the party?

He does in fact have a nice body, I agree with you there. All I'm saying is my gurl V is to classy for 50.

Do you really wanna put "classy" and "Vivica" in the same sentence? :o LOL