I was led to believe that booty shaking was allowed in internet court.

I have a feeling that Judge Bobby will allow it.

Aiight. My client invokes his Fifth Amendment right and will abstain from testifying in this matter.

Why doesn't that suprise me...:)

I guess I need My Uncle Vinny to come to My Aid if Internet Lawyer doesnt!:(

Alas Woe is Me!:confused:

Rudey, since internetlawyer hasnt answered my Question and Bobby The Don is Da Judge, will you hone up on Your lawen skill for Me?

Maybe We can Salt Peter the Jury Panel!:D

I wish to subpoena the following:

JONINKC, HOOSIER, DeltAlum, lifesaver, Ottor, honeychile, wennieb, KSigRC,LindaZ928, alum.

I would attempt to throw My Self on the Mercy of The Court, but I am not sure if I have really been accused of being one of the badest person in GC Town?:D

I will not rep you Mr. Earp
I will not tolerate your annoying harp
I will not try to decipher what you say
I will not even if I made you pay

I cannot pretend to like you or Erik C
Or you intolerance for those different than thee
You say mean things about women and attorneys
Then claim it's alright because Erik has no knees

I don't have time to rhyme much more
But know you do, sitting in your store
I hope someday you learn some tact
But recognize that you're just too cracked

I'd teach you English grammar too
If I thought you'd learn to type like Dr. UHU.

Sockpuppet2 is not a cute screenname
No matter what, it will not gain fame

Not only a barrister, but a bard as well. :)

Oh Well, it be Your lose and not Your gain.

By defending Me, You would have gotten fame.

But the ire of a few would have taken the air from You Legal tire!


I an Eric and a few will still carry along with not mucha ado!


But, I Can Understand Normal Thinking!:cool: