Here's a what were they thinking moment.....

A girl that lived in my neighborhood got me a sorority paddle. It would have a been a nice if not odd gift (seeing as she is not in a sorority), but this is what was on the paddle...Alpha Xi Delta, WVU, and my name. Which would have been fine if I went to WVU or even if I was in Alpha Xi. My younger sister does go to WVU and is in Alpha Xi but since it has my name on it she doesn't want it. We really don't know what to do with it. It's in a closet at my parents house.

LOL! Oh man that is some funny stuff.

I think this means you should name your unborn daughter after you, send her to WVU and have her pledge Alpha Xi.

Then regift that shit.

regift it and regift it good.

I got a whole bunch of sexy clothes from my aunts....they said they're trying to "sex me up".......:confused:

I mean, they look great on me, I just feel naked in them.......

That's pretty bad....

Did this girl know where you went to school and what GLO you were part of? Or did she just mix you and your sister up?

You can always try to remove your name and put your sister's name on it?

I got handmade ornaments from my niece and nephew. Ummm, hello people, I don't have the room to store a ton of ornaments I have a 1 bedroom. AND they're not even Christmasy. They're flowered shrinky dinks, with a ribbon on top. :( I would have rather spent the afternoon helping them make ornaments for other people, instead of getting one. The other gift my sister to her secret santa was a donation to Katrina relief.

Don't get me wrong, I donated money myself, but I think giving a donation as a "gift" is cheesy - unless someone asked for it. It reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where George made donations to the "human fund".