Are you sure it wasn't chum bucket?

Re: although i've heard the song more than once and even seen it written.. that's sad too
 

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-ponuse!


By the by, ye can call me Jagged Johnson.

So I actually sent that e-card to a bunch of people yesterday, telling them to go home, drink some rum, and watch "Pirates of the Caribbean".

They all called me a dork. :D

That makes more sense, but I copied and pasted it.

I checked again and still no letter h in the first word. EWWW!

I be Count Plunder.

I be Wilhelm the Dense - arrrr! But ye should call me Black Bill!

Re: Re: although i've heard the song more than once and even seen it written.. that's sad too
 

You rock. ;)

i be dasterdly dick

my son celebrated talk like a pirate day by reading his latin translations out loud in a pirate voice. he has a cool teacher.

We had a kid go through rush last week that the undergrads had nicknamed 'the pirate' because he told us that he liked to play with swords. Not like he was into fencing or anything, but swordfighting and stuff. Clearly, he did not receive a bid, as the UG's thought that the sword fighting stuff was a little odd. That and he was just a dork. But it did inspire lots of humor. Jokes abounded about his parrot, lots of 'arrggggg' was heard, but most guys just said the only Captain Morgain they were interested in hanging out with was in a bottle.

My pirate name is Mighty Ripper

I am the worst pirate EVER.
I missed this day.


AND I work at Pirates Cove.


EXPLAIN TAHT ONE PLEASE.

and then the ever popular pirate salutation "aaargh"
my cat gets it