I hope I can snag someone as dreamy as Kevin Federline.






You guys make fun of the Volvo, but I know that's because you're jealous. Size matters, and so does the 160 raging ponies under the hood.

(True story: I used to own a '93 Volvo 240 with the license plate VOVO PWR.)


eta: I met my girlfriend on the LPGA tour.

My wedding will be at 3 p.m. so we don't miss a minute of Happy Hour that starts at 5 p.m.

Does your girlfriend have a marlin tattoo on her calf and does she collect cats from www.bonsaikitten.com?

-Rudey

goooood call :D

I wanna get married as young as humanly possible, which means I won't have a big budget for my wedding. There's nothing wrong with having brunch for your wedding right? As long as it's on the upswing of the clock?

i cannot tell if this is a joke, and my response will be drastically different depending on that simple fact.

I agree with you-I almost made a sarcastic remark too, but then it was hard to tell! ;)



And honestly for just a second-true superstitious folks have their weddings on the true upswing of the clock-6:30, 7:30, 8:30, 9:30, 10:30, & 11:30 are the only ones that fall under that category.

Whatever you do, do not get married before 9 am. Because that's just too damn early! For everyone involved!

And make sure you have a long limo ride (at least 5 mins) between the ceremony and the reception so you can seal your vows with the ceremonial deflowering in the back seat.

Time of day??? Hmm, well, I have gone back and forth between 6pm and 1pm...Earlier to have daylight, outdoor times or later to make sure there are no kiddies at the party!

you're telling me you can't spring for an afternoon babysitter for your OWN DAMN WEDDING?!??!?!??!?/1/1!?

Nope...the ice carving of the swan and the releasing of the doves will cost too darn much! UNLESS I utilize the kiddies and have them coral and release the doves??? OR pose them as little cupids?!?!? HUH!?!?! NICE!

:D

don't worry, it's a joke

hijack sort of
i hear the Plaza is closing sometime around May/June? for rennovations and what not. Sucks to be an NYC bride. Can we get together for cockatils Cream and toast to not be engaged??? ;)