It has to be the cats!
 

Ok, cats are not evil. They are the most wonderful things in the world. I have had one since I was little and now I have "Miss Kitty" (my mom named her). She is about 15 yr. old and will not die. She thinks that she is black anyway. I have never seen a cat that eats ham, turkey, and cheese. She will fight you over a sandwich. Don't get me wrong, I love dogs also, but I will always get a cat first. I even have a cat tattoo on my leg.

--But for something smaller, I just got a rabbit for Christmas and I already had a beta. Now you wanna talk about evil, get a rabbit