Priest - I Ross, take thee Emily
Ross - I Ross, take thee Rachel

Monica: That was my old bathing suit.
Chandler: Oh I'm sorry. I thought that was what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.

Everything is FINE. Why shouldn't it be FINE?
It's FINE if you two want to date. and I am OKAY with it.

Chandler: I'm so glad we're going to be having all the sex

Phoebe: You should. I'm very bendy.

Monica (pretending to be Rachel): See, I was supposed to get married, but I left the guy at the altar. Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish but, hey...that's me!

Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?

I'm the HOLIDAY ARMADILLO!!!

You're my identical hand twin!

Joey: isn't that how they tailor pants??

ross: yes, yes it is.....in PRISON!

Ross: My wife likes women...

Joey: Cool....