Katya to Jerry: "In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian." You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian."

I only need ONE square!! What about a ply?? Is it two ply? I'll even take a PLY!

A GEORGE DIVIDED AMONGST HIMSELF CAN NOT STAND

It's a JUNIOR Mint. It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious! It's very refreshing.

Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist
Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.

That's it. We've come full circle.


Did we have this conversation before?
Yeah I think we did.

I've got the Kavorka Jerry.

She's got shiksa-ppeal.

Elaine: I've yada yada'd sex.

George: Really?

Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.

Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part.

Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Jerry: Oh, this is interesting...
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Jane's topless.
[everyone takes a look]
Kramer: Yo yo ma.
Jerry: Boutros Boutros Ghali...
Elaine: Nice rack.

"I can't take it any more! She's driving me crazy. I can't sleep, I can't leave the house. When I'm here I'm climbing the walls. Meanwhile I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest... something's gotta give!"

Mulva

"Ya know, I don't get it. I'm not allowed to ask a Chinese person where a Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, somebody asks me which way is Israel, I don't fly off the handle."

"Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables!"