LOL OMG I love that movie so much and NO ONE ever knows what I'm talking about!!!

I love the scene with Abby when she's like.......

"Wait........I just wanted to take off my shirt"

Bwhahaha.

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet in her driver's licence photo.

Yo momma so broke, she got two teeth. One in her head for openin' beer cans, and the other in the bank drawin' interest.

Yo momma so dumb, she jump out the window and fall up.

Yo momma feet so ashy, it looks like she kicks flower for a living.

You mama got one long leg and one short leg and her name is Ilean.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE.

Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time!"

Yo mama so old, her Social Security number is 1.

(hehe these are funny! :) )

Yo mama so fat when she bleeds it's bacon grease.

Yo mama so old, she got Jesus beeper number.

Yo mama is so wack, she keeps posting in the Mike Jones threads.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!

-Rudey

Yo Mama so fat she fell on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!

Dionysus- thats the god whose walking stick was the big phallic symbol which is now praised in theatre ritual... i find that funny... go theatre

Yo' momma hair so short, I can read what's on her mind.

Yo' momma so fat, that if she ever went missing, they'd have to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo' momma so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets to take a turn!

Yo momma is so fat, she is on both sides of the family!

Yo momma is so dumb, she asked for a price check in the "Everything's a dollar" store

did any of you catch the "yo momma" show on mtv? i think it premiered just yesterday hosted by wilmer valderrama.

yo momma so ugly.......