I heard he had a trouser anaconda. This confirms it.

he's hung like the atlantic

arya is sponsored by Geico.

I heard that Arya has fallen and can't get up.

arya forced bobby kennedy to make him a sandwich, then complained that there was too much mayo

I heard he knows how to do the safety dance.

I heard that Sean Connery modeled his James Bond after Arya.

I just heard, from a very reliable source, that Arya just finished constructing his own light sabre!

I heard that moe.ron/Arya got angry when DeltAlum beat him in the Song Name Game over on the Entertainment board.

I hear moe.ron can throw the pill.

I heard that moe.ron orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson.

I have it on good authority that moe.ron invented the internet.

I heard that Arya invented the Internet so that he could go on to invent internet porn.

Moe.ron is the way of the cougar.

I heard that moe.ron orchestrated Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction with his Jedi like mind powers.