Ring Master!!

Depressed/cancer support member who's apartment is IKEA'd out finds out in the end that the smooth talking soap salesmen doesn't really exist.

Fight Club?


African Prince goes to a new country to avoid an arranged marriage. During the process, he finds work at a rip-off restaurant of McDonalds and finds a new love.

Coming to America

Yuppified couple have had an excellent marriage, until some frenchy pretty boy woos wife into bed. Thinking it would be a one time thing to look back at, she finds herself consumed with fucking him even though there's nothing wrong in marriage.

Husband kills frenchy after he does wife from behind next to staircase. Wife cries, but only because she can't hump frenchy anymore because he's dead. Wife makes some crappy, contrived apology, and husband takes wife back (idiot)....

Unfaithful

1988 Texas highschool football powerhouse looses it's best player to injury and still gets a shot at the state title.

Friday Night Lights

The Cowboys and Giants square off in Urbana for a shot at the state title (?)

I have no idea! But this thread was so awesome, I'm resurrecting it.


She dies, leaving her adopted son and daughter NOTHING, "for reasons well known to the both of them."

Mommy Dearest?

He realizes that he doesn't need to go back to the past to meet his real mother, and is adopted by the lady from Inventco

'rosebud' was kane's sled from childhood in the movie "citizen kane"

The Little Giants -- a great movie :D

Meet the Robinsons


She had a better time getting picked to be an intern than 4 hours in a hot tub.

Legally Blonde.


We'll all meet again some happy day, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.

I haven't the slightest clue, but I love this game.

It's the end of the world, so the Chinese will be making boats to save teh filthy rich and the rest of us better move to Africa.

2012

The FBI agent ends up believing the killers are right and the assassin is their father.

Iron Man II

Rhodey lives.

Iron Man?

A man goes berserk after his Christmas plans go awry... A somewhat incompetent cousin kidnaps the man's boss because Jelly of the Month Club memberships were given out in lieu of holiday bonuses. Cops come crashing through the house, only to be told that the boss isn't pressing charges and the man will be given last years' bonus, plus 20%.

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation


College bound boy realizes that it is better to give up his well-loved but no longer used toys than to stick them in the attic.