hahaha - see, everyone else probably thinks you're kidding, but when my brother left last week for ISU people wondered if he'd been kicked out of my parents' house; it was touch and go there, as well.

Go to Kinnick - it's a great party, plus you'll LOVE being inside a sold-out stadium, even if you're rooting in the wrong direction. Plus, if you get lucky, my boy bubba will get naked in the stands - that's over 300lbs of ugly ass man, but it's "tradition"

I'll be drinking around kinnick before being shamed at the Iowa-Iowa State game (yes, I have my hawkeye shirt ready to wear, just waiting for the gorilla costume to arrive and Beerious George will be ready to go)

Wait, why are you putting on a Hawkeye shirt? Please tell me it's because of some bet and that you aren't a Hawkeye fan that goes to ISU. I'll be drinking in a bar just like I did the last time the game was at Kinnick. I liked the way that one ended, however I know we're not going to be so fortunate this time.