Stripes are my favorite color.

(Actually said to me while wearing a striped shirt :rolleyes: )

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap that ass!

Nice shoes! Wanna F***?

Pull my finger.

"I'm coming home with you, right? No? You're coming home with me?"

But I did laugh.

are you a dallas fan?

Hey little girl. I lost my puppy. Could you help me find him? Just get into my van with tinted windows and we will go look for him.

I have cancer, and will probably die tomorrow... Jee, it would be a pity to die a virgin wouldnt it

Ever kissed a rabbit between its ears?

*pulls out pants pockets* Wanna try?

:::drops a packet of sugar:::

Excuse me, you dropped your nametag.

Be unique and different, just say yes.

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

The clock's in the bedroom, let's go see what time it is.