Dry martini (with a twist; olive=barf)
Citron vodka tonic
Most varieties of scotch
Margarita (not the tequila-and-mix variety; tequila, lime juice, triple sec, and a salt rim)
Red wine
White wine, except American chardonnay
Beer - almost anything that isn't a factory lager or light beer. Favorite: black and tan, or a "black and tan" made with Harpoon Winter Warmer and Guinness (there's a name for it - cinnamon toast, maybe?)

Long Island Iced Tea.

But It doesn't matter now that I don't drink...

Do you guys seriously walk up to the bar, look the bartender in the eye and say "give me a cock-sucking cowboy" (or sex with an alligator or the japanese minnow farmer or whatever)?

yes

Does he laugh at you?

That's the good thing about ordering my favorites...scotch is always scotch, jack and coke is always jack and coke, and a good beer is always a beer.

no- the Pissed Off Japanese Minnow Farmer is ranked as one of the best drinks in Ames.

I've never actually asked for a Sex with an Alligator yet. But it's simple enough to explain and mix. But I get a lot of looks from my friends when I say I want one.

Not me. Parrot Bay was made for drinking it straight. And it's soft with a good taste unlike other drinks that some folks drink straight with a nasty ass taste. :rolleyes:

BTW, for those that don't know what an Incredible Hulk is, it's Hennessey and Hypnotiq put together. It's off da chainz!

Imperial1

A Buttery Nipple
A Chocolate Milk (I don't know what's in it, but it tastes like chocolate milk and it hit me hard!)
Red wine (Syrah/Shiraz or Chianti)
Margarita

bartles and james wine coolers
margeritas
daquris
white russian
fussie navel
apple martini
rum and coke / jack and coke
slow gin fizz
midori sour
cosmo's
long island ice tea
pink drinks in general

well since i'm a regular... they expect it....

i forgot to mention that i love SHOTS...

i ask for a sex w/ an alligator, buttery nipple, screaming orgasm, red-headed slut, blow job, or a lemon drop...

i have ordered some of these at other places, but i guess no one seems to be surprised or caught off guard here in Miami... :)

C*cksucking Cowboy

4 part(s) Butterscotch Schnapps
1 part(s) Bailey's Irish Cream

Directions/Comments: Fill glass almost to the top with Butterscotch Schnapps and float Bailey's. Tastes just like butterscotch candy.

source: www.barmeister.com

I'd rather have a shot of Stroh Austrian Rum (160 proof) straight! Tastes like butterscotch candy, f*cks you up in record time! :D

http://www.stroh.at/startpopup_e.html

When eating pizza and etc foods: Budweiser, has to be in a bottle

When I know I'll see my parents: Smirnoff Twisted Citrus & Bacardi Limon

When I can get trashed: Just pour whatever you have in my glass

I had one of those on my birthday. I have a redheaded friend and she kept going up to people and saying I'M a RED HEADED SLUT!!!