Man, all the good ones are taken...
 

Can I make you a deal? You can take this $20,000....or play for the 200,000. What will it be?

Q

next time you are at the checkout counter and you hear the beep, think of all the fun you can have on 'Supermarket Sweep'!!!!

It's time to Shop 'til you Drop!

Old Man Periwinkle said....

And French Stewart wagered... Texas with a dollar sign!

wanna come in??

Where's the wierdest place you and your spouse have wanted to make whoopie?

Ummmm.........in the ass?

Old school game show quotes
 

"The prices of the prized furnished to the contestants prior to the show have been rounded off to the nearest dollar. Gift certificates do not include sales tax."
- Wheel of Fortune closing disclaimer during the "shopping" era.

A fortune in fabulous prized may go to one of these four people if they know when the price is right

- Johnny Olsen's Price is Right opening spiel during the 70s.

Today/tonight, these four people will compete for the chance of a lifetime on [insert fanfare] The Price is Right, presented by [insert show's sponsor]. Now your host of The Price is Right, BILL CULLEN!!

- Don Pardo, announcer of the original 50's/60s version of The Price is Right.

From New York City, it's time to play (pause) The Match Game. This version of The Match Game brought to you today by [insert sponsor]. And now here's your host, Gene Rayburn!

- Johnny Olsen, announcer for The Match Game (1962-69)