My ova are no laughing matter.

i think this thread is kinda light.........i wouldn't take anything TOO seriously on here.

Well I do..and I did not mean the people who said it are Republican! And I think I understand it is a joke *speaking very slowly since some people think I am an idiot*

ADPi, they should have been saving money in case of that contingency. If they didn't make enough money, they should have tried to get an education. If those ova don't want to work, screw 'em the bastards can starve(no puns intended).

;)

I guess where I was going with that y'all is that I am very close to being laid off since my job is paid by a federal grant....also I get paid a good amount of money but I still live paycheck to paycheck...and I have a master's degree!!

So I guess all in all-- my ovum are poor uneducated lazy Democrats!!

;)

Did I also mention I think my ovum currently have PMS--so anything anyone says you better watch out- THEY BITE!

I can assure you that both of us are not.

"Every month you are not pregnant leads to the death of one more PNP (Potential New Person). You should be having sex constantly in an effort to avert this."

James is right. Stop being so selfish, and do it for the children.

Woo hoo! It sounds like someone's ova are MILITANT AND VIOLENT AS HELL. What political party are they--Ba'ath? Or is it just that time of the month? :p

Told ya they had PMS!! Do not forget they bite!!

It is THEIR TIME of the month! Special ova time!

I am passing around the midol, motrin, and whatever else your poor little jihad ova need to simmer down.

Not if you never let the ova out in the first place. My ova are hiding safely until a time far far from here.


maybe they will make an apperance in my late20's/early30's


but i'll be damned if my ova ruin my education!!!!

i can honestly say, i don't want to see the word "selfish" for a long, long time...... ;) :p

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