I'm going to start a Llama Fan Club. Who wan't to be a member?

Do we have to have sex w/ you or go to England to convince them to be virgins?? :p

No, I was going to go to England to convince the people not to be a virgin.

And I suppose you'll help them if they need it? ;)

long live MERLE Z. LLAMA IX!!

This is the greatest thread EVER!!

Does anyone remember a song they sang on Sesame Street once about a little girl and her llama going to the dentist? Whenever someone does something completely random (usually me) it is most often followed by me, my husband, or one of our friends singing that song...specifically:

"Meeeeeeee and my llama,
Goooooin' to the Dentist..."

Only that line because that's pretty much all I can remember...


Sorry...when I see something like this I get excited and randomness in my mind ensues.

Monty Python llamas

Executive Producer
'RALPH' THE WONDER LLAMA

Assisted by
EARL J. LLAMA
MILT Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERL Z. LLAMA IX

Designed by
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM
'LLAMA FRESH' FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

Well Thanks so much...
 

I am officially crying I am laughing so hard!

Here are the lyrics to the Llama dentist song
 

Me And My llama
Me and my llama
Goin' to the dentist today
Seems a little crazy
Guess you're just too lazy
You gotta get your teeth cleaned today

Me and my llama
Jumped out of our pajamas
And ran off to the dentist today
Me and my llama
Me and my llama
We're goin 'to the dentist ooo-eee
Yes, it's just my llama and me

Tell me if you feel afraid
Remember just to whisper softly into my ear
I won't leave and go away
You know I'm gonna be right here
Open up wide now
Let him look inside now
'Cause after this we'll go on our way
I won't let him hurt you
I'll be right there beside you
And I can tell that you'll be okay

Me and my llama
Jumped out of our pajamas
And ran off to the dentist today

Me and my llama
Me and my llama
We're goin' to the dentist oooo-eee
Yes, it's just my llama and me

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da....
'Cause after this we'll go on out and play...

Me and my llama
Me and my llama
The sun is bright and now we are free
Yes, it's just my llama and me

Hey, I am a major llama fan. Along with several 8th graders, I just finished raising $150 to donate a llama to Heifer International.

YEA for the Peruvian family who will get our llama! WMS says, "We sent a llama to someone's mama!"

www.heifer.org

Tee hee, that is funny. Almost as good as weeeeee!

THANK YOU SO MUCH! You've just made my day! :D