But, you're already famous...

"Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer...
Count the headlights on the highway..."

Now all I have to do is win a Tony Award and I'm all set!;)

A personal assistant...I so want one of those!

Daily massage

A cook to make healthy but YUMMY food for me

a personal trainer

daily hairstyling

personal stylist (I am starting to HATE clothes shopping...I can NEVER make my mind up!)

a constant array of fresh fruit

someone to fill up my car. i hate doing that, especially when it is cold or rainy.

ETA: and of course, a maid goes without saying...and I would pay well, 'cause that's a hard job.