But come on. Tell me they don't look alike. They could be fraternal twins. :o :p


YEAH at making it into the handbasket!!! :D

Yeah they favor but you still wrong. :p

But not as wrong as I was for comparing Usher to the man from The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Yeah, that's true! :p

Grandma Used Bad Checks
 

That is her!!!
Now I ask you, with a face like that why would you accept a check from her without suspicion???

Re: Re: Scammin' grandma
 

Gina,

I am about to be right in the unemployment line right behind CT4. OMGoodness ****laughing and wiping tears away*** she REALLY does. Can sue that movie for stealing her likeness and using it ? ( I can't think of the legal term for it).

ETA: Usher and The God's Must Be Crazy Comparison.. CTFU!!!!

Sitting here crackkkkkkkiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg the heeeccccckkkk UPPPPPPP!

I mean dang........all he needed was a few more curls and they could be identical fo'real.. Even the eye is all sloped.....:D :eek:

Rambo Granny
 

There was a pic, but it didn't show up in my e-mail....but read this.
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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off
when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter
that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down
- - and shot off their testicles.


The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
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I guess this will teach them a lesson:rolleyes:

Sleeping Burglary Suspect Startles Victims
2 hours, 38 minutes ago Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma couple were surprised when they woke up and found a drunk burglary suspect asleep in bed with them, police said on Thursday.



The couple from the south Oklahoma city of Ardmore called police, ran out of their house and watched officers arrest the man who was still sleeping in their bed despite the sirens and commotion, police said.


Read the rest here

LMAO at what they found the suspect with:

"The report said Johnson was found with a cell phone belonging to one of the victims in his pocket and $4 in cash, also apparently stolen."

All he got was $4 :eek: :eek: :eek:

Crackhead. . .:o

"I'm Rick James, b****. Give me your money"
 

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...o_wplg/2068275
http://www.local6.com/news/2952478/detail.html

POMPANO BEACH, Fla. -- Police are looking for a robber who hit a Pompano Subway store dressed up like singer Rick James.

Kudos for Granma..took his pee pee and testicles clear off. *smh* She sounds fiesty.

A CELLPHONE AND FOUR DAYUM DOLLARS??!!! :eek: Crime does not pay.

*waiting my turn to get into the hand basket*

Rick James is making a serious comeback without even working hard, LOL.

Re: "I'm Rick James, b****. Give me your money"
 

This is crazy!!! I guess cocaine is a crazy drug for real!!!!

At Work LMAO
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._fishsticks_dc


Oven Gets Hot, Woman Gets Shot
Mon Mar 29,10:37 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!


SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - A Texas woman heating fish sticks was shot in the leg by a gun that had been stashed in her oven, police said.

When Perez heated up the fish sticks she also heated up the gun, which caused several rounds to be fired. One hit her in the leg.