"Did you ever have braces?" --asked because I have naturally really straight teeth :D <--see?

"Are you wearing those colored contacts?" --asked because I have really blue eyes, no one believes me...

Ditto on the DSL and Birthing Hips comments :p Hav had many of those..heh.

I am in the same boat as you...5 c-sections later, I asked about a zipper ;)

"You don't remind me of a girl who does the #2" ----->Told by a guy hitting on me on the school bus when I as in HS. First he said "You're pretty. Do you ever do nasty stuff like go to the bathroom?" I was too embarrassed to say "yes" and I known I would've looked foolish if I said "no". So, I didn't answer him...and that's what followed. :confused: :o :rolleyes:

I get "You have really long hair" ( to them it is a good thing)

and
"your green eyes don't look real, they are so green they are creepy"

and my favorite. Two people gave me this compliment. The first was a gay guy and the second was from a massage therapist.

1) You have great feet. (gay guy said that if he was straight and we were having sex I could but my feet on his shoulders becuase they were to juicey.... which exact words")

the second was "you should be a foot model!!!!!"

"Your eyes wrinkle when you smile."

"You look good in jeans."

Recently I had a girl at a club tell me she wanted to go home with me right then. When I asked why, she said my eyes seduced her. I thought it was a little wierd but if I wasnt dating someone I probably would have took her home.

OK...This has nothing to do with compliments but I thought of this when I read cashmoney's post.

I totally laughed in a guys face the other night at this bar because he gave the ol' "So, do you come here often?"

I told him he could think of something better than that.

lol....so if he said something along the lines of " So, you have perky tits." Would that have been a little better?;)

perhaps. No we actually both laughed about the comment. After I laughed he realized how stupid he sounded...he was lie "Sorry, I know that's so cliche..."

The perky tits line always gets me goin'

Yeah...it "perks" me right up. :D

I know that comment was gayer than the "Do you come here often" comment...

Haha that was awesome. I think I love you.

LOL, you are this shit, girl!

this shit?? THE shit.

By far, the strangest compliment I've gotten;)