"Must be user error."

"Now THAT'S attractive!"

"F#*k me running!" (yeah, that's really an attractive phrase)

Mine are:

Well dip me in shit. (usually said when i find something out or figure something out)

You dont know me!!

FABULOUS!!!!!

sometimes i get tired of not talking so i tell a random story, and most of the times it doesnt fit in the current conversation, or just flat out doesnt make sense. but i have developed a way of totally redeeming myself. after i have said my lame random comment, and there is that awkward silence, i say "then i found ten dollars" and everyone is trained to get all excited and say, "yeah ya did" and all is well.

You are freaking me out. Stop. Immediately.



Once my friend told this 15 minute story b/c she really did find five dollars....so ever since then it's "Yeah, and then you found five dollars (eye roll).

i do that too!! except i switch it up between " and then i found five dollars" and "and then we went for slurpees!"

Am I the only guy who says suck my left nut and make the right one jealous?

-Rudey

We can all certainly hope so :rolleyes:

YES Rudey, needless to say, yoyo are one of a kind and everyone here knows it DA HA!:rolleyes:

OOPS SLIP OF TYPOING!:)

"I guess he didn't get the memo." I have only said it a few times, but it cracks people up.

As in Office Space?

That movie is so quotable......my favorite is, "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

How about: "Well paint me green and call me gumby"

-Rudey
--Get hip like me

Well, Hip Like You are going down in flames!:o

JEEZE dont you get it yet? God how big is the brick that you wear on your shoulders?:(

When it's cold, I say Burrrritos and Chili Cheese Fries. When I need a good adjective, I say "freakdaddyazz" as in "It's too freakdaddyazz hot outside!" I also say "bootyhole(s)" a lot, as in "This cologne smells like bootyholes." And, an oldie but goodie "You know you wrong for dat!"

ETA: Forgot my most famous word: whore (not ho!)

Everything and everyone is a whore whether I like them or not! It's a term of endearment when I talk to my friends, but sometimes I throw it around outside of the circle!

words or phrases i say:

when i'm mad:
you're an a$$wipe
jacka$$hole
fartknocker
lamea$$

Others:
holy toledo
crapola
w00t
have you tried my tequila with a shot of maragarita? (A joke)
really now?