Yo Mama is so slow that she can't even catch a cold.

Yo MAMA is soooo slow that she can't even catch a cold.

Yo momma is soooooo skinny, she could hoola hoop with a cheerio.

Yo momma is sooo fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Your momma so Funky, she made right guard turn left.

I just read this one on a yo mamma page:


You momma is so ugly, jsut after she was born, her mother said what a treasure, and her daddy said, yes, let's bury it. ROTFLMAO!!!

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Yo mama is so stupid, when I caught her staring at the orange juice carton and asked her why she was doing it, she said, "Because the carton said CONCENTRATE" http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/con...1zrolleyes.gif

and my favorite "yo mama" joke:

Yo mama so old, she's older than ya grandma http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/lau...elrotflmao.gif

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Peace and God Bless
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I have never heard of that one before!
too funny!

This thread was too funny! It certainly put me in the mind of the book, Snaps, as well as the formerly televised Uptown Comedy Club (FOX TV, circa early to mid '90s)

I'm sitting up in here reminiscing on when "your momma" jokes were standard amongst the kids in my elementary school. We'd all sit around class when the teacher left to listen to the class comedian deliver the latest "Your Momma" jokes. Wow, I'm getting old! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Yo' mama so dumb she thought Puffy Combs was a cereal!!!

Yo' mama so skinny she can hide behind the side of an album cover. :D

I've always liked that one.

Also,
Yo' mama's hair is so nappy, it looks like little ants with their fists balled up! Ha! That joke was sooo funny back in high school.

:p

Dannnng!!! LOL!

Me and my peeps used to try to make up jokes that were so stupid they were witty...except not. lol

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo mama ain't got no arms talking bout she wants to reach out and touch somebody

Yo mama is blind talking bout she wanna ride the see-saw

Yo mama put lipstick on her forehead talking bout she was trying to make up her mind

SO many more, SO little memory...lol