The Sketchy Monkey?

go with El Mono Chistoso. That just kinda rolls off of the tongue.

Kitso
KS 361 hours of spanish, just to come up with bar names

Seriously, I want a duck fun.

-Rudey
--Or if possible I'd like a phone like one of those singing fish you can have on your wall.

I think it would have to be called The Moontower..

Well names of bars around here.. some of the main ones at least..

Top of the Stairs (its mostly all balcony area outside)
Hokie House
big al's
waterstreet gallery (formerly the library formerly pedro's)
sharkey's
champs
woody's (formerly preston's formerly arnold's)
the nerv


.. i love how the names change bc of abc problems or whatver..

Your Very Own Duck Phone

Kitso
KS 361

It doesn't quack. They don't quack? I don't want a phone that just looks like a duck. You gotta be weird and have a hunting obsession to want one that just looks like a duck without quacking.

-Rudey

This One Quacks

<sigh>

which describes much of what came to be known as the "East Texas Contigent" of my chapter.

Kitso
KS 361 kids they took on a field trip, so i have the time to scour the 'net for duck phones for Rudey

me and my little bro were going to make one called
mixed emotions

one of my friends likes fat tuesdays and was going to start a bar called fat everydays.

We have (well, had) a Group Therapy! I used to love going there, but it is now owned by someone else and it's been renamed to something so stupid that I don't even remember it.

Sin Bin

no bull...

or mother duckers

Someone was telling me about a bar called

Off the Wagon

Another one: Monk (in honor of Theolonious Monk)

We have one of those in Lubbock...but I think it's actually "He Ain't Here" LOL.

We had a formula like Kitsos - animal + musical instrument (e.g. The Pig & Whistle, which turns out to be a real pub in Fort Worth).

If I owned a bar, I'd name it Howard's End Zone. (Howard's End after the book--it'd have a very English manor feel to it, & last name is Howard too...End Zone b/c my DH would insist on it being a sports bar).

I think the two elements of solid college bar naming come in a.) having a great way to shorten it to one word, or a nickname, and b.) having either sexual or boozing overtones.

On those notes, I'd probably go with something like "the winebox" or "boxcar willy's" so it could be shortened to "the box" - rudey and I would put our bars on opposite sides of the same street, and compete for who has the best thong night, because we're both six years old.

I have been to Off the Wagon in Manhattan.