GHETTO @$$ MF'n PARENTS!!!!!

I am a substitute teacher, but I am pretty much "attached" to one school, so the majority of the students know me and understand that I don't take no mess.

LONG STORY SHORT, the goody two-shoes of the class decided she wanted to be on the rag today, misbehave, talk back, and all types of nonsense. She didn't want to accept the punishment that her classmates took, so I put her out of the class and sat her with a fifth grade teacher.

As luck would have it, today was the Student of the Month reception, and this child and her hoodrat mother were there. This broad came up after the assembly and TOLD me that I was not to put her daughter out of the class. I CALMLY explained to this tramp that I am an ALPHA MAN and I don't take that shit! Sike, I actually explained to her "Ma'am, your daughter broke the rules and didn't accept her behavior modification, so I sent her to another teacher for the remainder of the afternoon" (Which is basically strike one and two before you send them to the principal's office)

So this woman keeps getting loud with me while my class is acting up, so i tell her, ma'am, you need to talk to my principal, i have a class to teach.

SO then she gets LOUDER, tell me that she is NOT the one to be messed with, and I don't want to have to deal with the girl's father. Threats basically.

I wanted to say "Do all your kids have the same fathers?" but i did not.

I walked away, told her to talk to my supervisor, and to have a good day.

A few seconds later, I was like awwwww hellllll naw, this bitch threatened me! I was wondering why my kids started clapping when I came back into the room. (Sixth graders, by the way).....apparently, they felt I shoulda punched the broad, but clearly that wasn't going to happen.

I summoned the school security to report the incident, and then me and a teacher went to the principal to report it, because the other teacher was in the vicinity and heard the woman try to get buck with me.

The principal said that i was right, she was wrong, and thanked me for keeping a cool head.

yay me!

I really feel for you. It's jerk parents like that who really screw the system for their incompetent children. I would have grabbed her hand, flung it on my junk, screamed rape, and maced her until security took her away.

-Rudey
--By junk I mean both the steak AND the potatos

Oh God help me please! Too much drama that I did NOT need to be in! Some friggin' sorority sister, dumb@$$ girl! Get this, sister A called sister B saying I was telling "secrets" about another GLO :rolleyes: , a GLO sister A has never been associated with and sister B just got to be involved with. I was never telling "secrets", was discussing friggin' OPEN information, look on their website dumb@$$!!!!!! Sister A needs to get her fat head out of sister B's butt! You two now look like fat liars to everybody because I've never lied about anyone and am trustworthy, unlike you two. Once you hear something you tell everybody and the damn bum on the street! Get a life and stop trying to discredit a sister!

//end rant for now//

ARGH! more ranting about men...

I assumed the guy i was sorta dating had just blown me off the silent way. Hadn't heard from him since Sunday. He gets on IM today and starts talking like everything's fine. Fortunately,I think we have sort of understanding now. Screwed with my head though, I had gotten myself over him quickly and now he's back. Lol.

why is the choreographer of this show i am in so HORRID?!?!?!? why is she putting ppl in the front with NO dance experience/rhythm/dance talent/maturity/COMMON SENSE?!?!? WHY does she come to rehearsal unprepared and attempt to make up the dances DURING rehearsal!?!?!? why am i, the diva, the theatre major, the 12-year's-dance-experienced in the friggin back?!?! <pout>

WHY?!??!

the answer: i am cuter than her :eek: (haha...but it's funny....and prob a lil bit true ;) hey, i am a diva, afterall :o ), i am not one of her lil 14 yr ol proteges, and this is my first show here. granted my part is not huge, but....and this brings about another question: WHY DOES THIS NASTY LIL 15 YEAR OLD GIRL OF BIGGER PROPORTIONS ALWAYS TRY AND STEAL MY ONE LINE?!?!? that's how small my part is. this is a musical....i don't do musicals....i don't sing, ppl....nonono.....and the one line i do have is CONSTANTLY trying to be stolen by ol' b*tch........and it's STUPID! gimme a break.

/diva-ness

What the F??!!? Why is it when I meet another totally cute boy...well dressed, jewish, religious, cute, and fraternity member. Yea....and hes apparently the BIGGEST man-ho! How wonderful. Seriously, can I PLEASE meet a guy who is cute and not a man-ho? Like is it possible?? ARGH...... So much for meeting a jewish boy. Yup....dating non-jews is going to become a way of life...

Ok. It's 3oclock in the morning. Why the f are there people outside of my building screaming and yelling. Like honestly, I want to go to sleep. Do I want to hear people scream and yell? NO siree. Seriously...it like needs to stop.

--I cannot wait until next year when I switch apartments!!

My Rant:

I have had it up to here with my younger sister. I mean it. It hurts enough that our parents have the money to allow her to do all the things I never got to do (Girl Scouts, her own horse, ski trips, etc.), but she really enjoys rubbing it in my face. I guess that's what 13-year-olds do, but she's ungrateful and has a surly attitude AND is hostile towards me...why can't she be thankful for all the advantages she has? I don't even like to be at home now, and it has a lot to do with her. Everyone says I'm jealous and maybe I am (come on...she's doing all the things I would've given anything to do when I was her age, and walking around like a stuck-up little *****), but the brat needs to tone down the attitude. :mad: Before I go nuts.

Beat her! You'll feel so much better.

It pisses me off when two people like each other and yet can't date because the timing is all off.

Dear social group of peers/urban family,
I haven't watched the Super Bowl ONCE in my 20+ years, I am sure as hell not going to start now. You're allowed to go and watch it, I don't care; but don't tell me I am missing out. It doesn't interest me, it won't interest me, and I have other things to do like studying and laundry. We're allowed to have different interests and giving me grief about football is going to get you grief about not going to church with me. See, you're not interested in that and I am, it goes BOTH WAYS. I don't own a television, I couldn't tell you which teams are playing. Don't think I am a demon about football; I gladly made my boyfriend sandwiches and snacks, and bought cold beer so he could enjoy myself before I went and did something *I* enjoy.

Thanks

Went out clubbing last night-saw my sorta-man's ex-wife. That was just fantastic. But she looked like a HO!!!!! "sweetie, when you go out, wear a shirt that comes down to cover your back-handles, and pants that stay on your waist, not down your a$$. and lay off the crack so that you are not making out with random men." Geez, please have some class.

It took me half an hour to get a hold message...now I'm sure I'll be on hold for another half an hour...stupid OCAS. I would like to go back to school and I can't if you don't answer the phone.

Yes I know I am important...but if I was that important you would answer the phone! Customer service my ass!

I hate hate hate hate shopping for jeans. I tried on atleast fifteen pairs of jeans today. None of them worked. Like what the heck is up with Miss Sixty, Diesel, Paper Cloth and Denim, Sevens, etc. not having even one style for the girl with a definite A$$!!! Like honestly, what I want is NOT THAT HARD!!! A 7.5-8 inch rise, lighter wash, atleast 1% lycra, that makes my butt look good. Maybe I should just buy more Citizens of Humanity Ingrid Stretch's that I have and love...but I don't like buying duplicates becasue people think you're wearing the same pair of pants....and I'm shelling out 100 something....

ARGHH!!! Anyhow, guy at the store has my name and number and will be calling me when they get in new washes of the only jean that actually fits me!!


Anyone else have a definite butt and has found jeans that look cute and flatter your butt!!

I may get flamed for this because they are really popular right now but......

Evanescence needs to go away. That chick's voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.